X-Games: The Hokey Pokey

OMG, how many versions of this game/dance for the holidays can there be?!

Debbie Doo Kids’s “The Christmas Hokey Pokey” is direct and hard rocking, for kidsong that is.

Shanti Children’s Music is more traditional with “Santa’s Hokey Pokey” naming each aspect of that old elf (‘ceptin’ his big belly) to poke in a shake all about.

Yoyo’s “Reindeer Pokey” subs in animal parts to listen for and respond with.

Little Baby Bum’s “Christmas Hokey Pokey” features elves, reindeer, and Santa. ‘Sgettin’ crowded on the dance floor/excercise mat.

Not to be left out, Dr. Sean allows “The Snowman Pokey” to poke the carrot.

A weird rebrand, “Christmas Hokey Cokey (Nativity Song With Lyrics)” via Daniel England Ministries offers young uns the chance to know His love, rather than shake it all about.

The Lemay Odyssey returns us to novelty adulthood with “The Christmas Hokey Pokey“, a RnR bitchfest of holiday headaches. THAT’s what it’s all about. Ouch.

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