Category: psychedelia

The misogynistic application of overwhelming emotionalism to females leaves us with a broken psychologic science. But, here we are.

“Christmas Rush” from Dead Moon seems to compare the holidays to a drug fueled overwhelming sensation. Cool rock, so who cares?

“So Many Christmas Feelings” does not seem a good thing when Fountain Dew break down the whole Jesus jams thing. Too much, man.

American Princes can’t take it anymore with “This Business of Christmas”. Raucous rock.

“Christmas Hysteria” is a free-for-all at the shopping mall. I suppose this violence leads to a further diagnosis, but TrashShows is AI pop. AI is still struggling with affect.

“Midnight Mass Hysteria (I Don’t Owe You Nothin’ But An Earful Of Christmas)” is playful garage bluegrass from Ages. It’s critical. Norick Eve covers this with more appropriate metal thrashing.

Janorak’s psychedlic “Midnight Mass Hysteria” comes in critically from another pew. Quite the party.

Twisted and uncorked, the truly crazy gather like geese hissing and spitting at all things Xmas. Stand back.

“Crazy Christmas Song” by Marra Christmas/Marcello Maramotti may suggest praying to snow, but i was too caught up in its wackadoody to fact check. Pop with special effects.

The Mariners rejoice in their “Chaotic Crazy Christmas” if the catchy pop melody is any indication. Side effects include anticipation and insomnia.

The Restoration (feat Marshall Brown) big bands the heartbreak when going “Crazy at Christmas“. It’s not the cute kind. Could use an intervention here.

“Crazy Little Christmas” by Stephen M. Weeks also sublimates breaking up, this time with hallucinations. Synthed easy listening.

You’re not here, so Sabertooth Unicorn is gonna be “Crazy on Christmas” and it going to BLUE ALERT cross a line. Pub pop.

Mike Fish reprises “Crazy 4 Christmas” because his heavily beaten pop says it all. Diggedy dog.

Perhaps not so cracked is Mother Mary, but Carolyn Arends gospels about “The Irrational Season (Prelude)” she lived in nonetheless.

“Candy Cane Madness” is the prog nee psychedelia from Lowell George & The Factory that truly envisions a melted mind. Wonderfully insane.

Remember 2021 when–on the blog–Zak Stegman begged you to wake up get up for Christmastime. Why? “It’s Gone Before You Know It.” Country pop barnstormer of a walloping mess.

Yarou (feat. Sydney Smithmartin) asks you to Wake me up when it’s Christmas in the loungey R+B moodsterpiece “Snowflake Eyes.” It’s a twelfth-night tango.

Afterdeath Television punks up some friendly advice: “Wake Up, It’s Christmas!” Crazy mindset wavering between wanting cash and Never go away. But the psychedelia sets up the crazy just so.

“Christmas Insomnia Single” by The Chimney Swifts cuts right to it. Party rock about an illness that multiple ministrations cannot mitigate. Ow.

 Los Banditos de Christmas try for half a minute of child-hyperassertiveness with their folksy “Christmas Insomnia.” I’ll make Santa turn that sleigh around… is that what you want?!

Steve Pardo tries “Christmas Insomnia” as a psychedelic pop parade of problems. Not pretty, but garage-friendly.

Worth another listen: Obvi we have to recycle the Black Sabbath parody “I am Santa Claus,” but we’ve already heard Bob Rivers. Other, more metally rockers, weigh in, like The Juggling Potatos.

JunyTony’s kidsong “I am Magic Santa” gives ear to the other side of the aisle. Here, the gifts are wishes for seeing dinosaurs and going to space. Hyper.

The other side of the triangle might be the lounge ballad “My Name is Christmas” by way of Scott Scovill (featuring Hanne Sorvaag). Is it Santa or a personification of a day?! Smarmy!

Super Alvarez Bros. indie up some mysticism with “Have I Told You Lately That I’m Santa?” Para-psychedelia that makes you wonder. (Beware the ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ sampling!)

Some people like a getaway for the holidays. Remote cabin in the woods may not appeal like an oceanic runaround, though. Hence, the Christmas Cruise.

The kiddo version of this is from the musical ‘A Children’s Christmas Musical Journey.’ “The Hallelujah Christmas Cruise” by The Hallelujah Chorus is bouncy yet measured fun. Doesn’t cut loose, but doesn’t kneel and pray either.

Todd Sparks has the adult concept well in hand. Not only does “Christmas Cruise” simplify this transaction into leaving the winter behind and heading to the steel drum band, but also his dad-rock is as good as any boat band tribute. (By that i mean merely okay.)

Overplaying those steel drums comes Robert Akers asking with island pop for Santa to give him a “Cruise for Christmas.” No snow shoveling… margaritas instead! This stuff writes itself. (At least something should.)

Lawndry has a dream-like psychedelic little ditty in their “Christmas Cruise.” Lots of Jews (for the rhyme), but also a bit sinister. I like it.

Now a luge is a sporty device for racing. The Swiss came up with this craziness around 1900. So they got to name it. Unfortunate.

Egghead’s “Breakaway Luge” is a punk party of speed and danger. Zoom. To you.

Jimmy Fallon’s derivative homage “Doubles Luge” is over before you know it.

That’s all i got on luging. Let’s switch across to toboggans again. The Strawbs get psychedelic (a smidge) with “The River,” a shamanistic turn on suffering Winter’s harsh cold. Those kids grab their toboggans, but the river wouldn’t move. You see that.

Since we count by 10s, we measure by factors of 10.

The Killers return with their mod beat poetry in “A Great Big Sled.” Apart from loving this time of year, they remark: This snowman is shaping up to be an eight but not out of ten–possibly a shape referent. Alt-tacular.

Coy and Ashley try out their “Christmas Diss” with slurs like: Girlies all in her head thinking she’s 10 out of 10, but you built like the grinches. Take that! the ‘Jingle Bells’ karaoke and auto-tuning don’t help.

The highly entertaining Fralphie Jenkins whispers his altrock about spinning out on “Black Ice” and almost missing Christmas. But, This whole song was sponsored By On-Star: On-Star provides you With confidence; Right now it′s 10% off If you′re on the fence–Use the promo code ‘Fralphie J′… It’s the #1 thing this year In Santa′s Sleigh! What a twist ending! Ha!

Frankie and the Lake County Collective ask to “Let Me Hear Some Christmas Music” and to Turn the volume up to 10. Their bouncy pop country growls my kinda thinking, even if i can’t sing along to it.

Ludacris invokes ‘Fred Claus’ when he raps “Ludacrismas.” On his list are two gold front teeth And ten carat diamonds on a fat gold wreath. Acquire it.

Minhee Jones figures “Next Xmas” in case you’re keeping score will be Ten times better than the one before. R+B with a childish lilt. Fun.

David J Caron celebrates a Brit family-friendly rocking Xmas praising the “Star Angels” and the whole Santa thing: (Warp factor 10 Mr Blitzen)! Celebratory.

Howlingly off, Starbourne declares Christmas is “X Times (Better With You).” A mind melting psychedelic love declaration. Just, wow.

Pond makes it clear–with rocking experimental psychedelia–“All I Want for Xmas (Is a Tascam 388).” This antique studio sound mixing equipment will get you through times of no money where money won’t get you through times with no Tascam 388s.