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Melanie (remember ‘Brand new Key’?) takes us to her dreamworld in her “Christmas Lullaby.” Sardonic pop that asks What price love?

The Gingerbread Boys bribe you to sleep with smoldering voices and slow pop in their “Christmas Lullaby.” They simply cannot wait….

Trade Martin tries to stay awake, but his (Burt Bacharach inspired) “Christmas Lullaby” is just too smooth. Oh, and he’s in love with YOU.

Mary Smith channels THE Mary with “A Christmas Lullaby.” Folk/easy listening that knows harpstrings are heartstrings. Pluck away!

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Jennifer Paz doesn’t miss power, provided she’s got God on her side. That’s her “Christmas Lullaby.” Loud, yet elegant pop–like a TV theme song from 40 years ago.

SWMCLB goes minimalist with their “Christmas Lullaby.” Spare of melody, lyrics… but not of love.

Tammy Moxon slips into bilingualism (i think) in “A Christmas Lullaby,” a country corrido that arouses and soothes at once.

Robyn Spangler’s seductive lounge act “Christmas Lullaby” is a promise of sleeping for her Santa Baby. Is it getting hot in here?

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Belinda Carlile’s Christmas gift to you is a (strained) “Christmas Lullaby.” Simple pop, like a lullaby ought to be.

The Ohio City Players seemingly stray off-topic with “Tinsel Town Lullaby.” Yet this bluesy jazz maintains the spirit of the season.

Emma Howett vocalizes spookily in the breakup indie “Christmas Lullaby.” She chews up hope for breakfast.

Counting and eating, Leigha Marina shrills out the children’s “Snowflake Lullaby.” No sleep during this one.

Annabelle Menard exercises her vocal range in the gospel-lite “Christmas Lullaby.” It’s tough to stifle the hosannas for bedtime.

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Let’s kick this sleepy time singing up a notch!

You want rap?! ZINZILÈ’s “Christmas Lullaby” provides! There’s sipping and sinking and crying, however. Watch out.

C.J. Ramone belts out the ’80s rocker “Christmas Lullaby” as a tribute to getting home on time to his baby.

The Langer’s Ball drive hard into “A Christmas Lullaby” (with just a hint of Celtic flute) to hush your mouths. Toorah loorah rock.

Nogu Svelo! sings “Christmas Lullaby” (Ногу Свело! – “Рождественская колыбельная”) as a Russian horrorshow of laughter and hiding from Santa. Industrial pop, translated into English for your convenience.

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We’ve tipped the hat to the old hymn “The Silver Stars are in the Sky” to honor stars. But it IS a lullaby. So let’s see how Janet Seidel hits the jazz club diva target for this Big Choir Number.

Skirting the topic, the rather well known lullaby “All Through the Night” (NOT the Cyndi Lauper hit) is tangentially X-mas, though it is 18th Century Welsh harp music. It sneaks into plenty of X-mas albums, however, so let’s allow the modern soul adaptation from Chevon and Flagstone. They can barely keep up, so overwhelmed with reverence are they. Love it.

Another lesser known ‘standard’ of Christmas carols is “Still Still Still,” the 19th Century Austrian folk tune. Usually a Big Number with the church choir, it prefer the low down and dirty honkytonk routine from The Lower Lights (or the jazz club bit from Shay Estes).

Ruben & Marlaina Garcia wield monotony and panpipe to slumberific effect in the loving and weaving “Christmas Lullaby.” Good stuff.

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Childsong from Willie Sterba mixes tremolo with admonition and dreamscape for a “Christmas Lullaby” you might want to forget. (Mention the gifts, Willie!)

Not clear on Olivia Newton-John fronting for Mannheim Steamroller’s “Christmas Lullaby.” That’s a pretty sexy warble for the tikes.

A Christmas Lullaby” from Rob Falsini is the song a dad troubadours to the kids to get them to calm down 12/24 20:59. A bit of rock, but not of rocking.

Sara Ernst misses the mark, too, with coffeehouse ukulele and country twanging hallelujahs in “Christmas Lullaby (The Angel’s Song).” (Read the room, girl!)

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A nice turn of The Nativity from Smalltown Poets in their indie ballad: “Christmas Lullaby.”

This Christmas Lullaby” from Michael Sheahan is a boisterous Celtic dance number about how welcome you are. Sleep tight.

The Jamborees get basso profundo with their “Christmas Lullaby.” The message may be scary, but it is clear as well.

Bruce Enloe is also a bit pushy with “A Christmas Lullaby.” This folk strummer is a stern reminder what’s at stake for the sleeping/not sleeping choice. (Scat bridge!)

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Jay Alan Henderson phones in his “Christmas Lullaby” with talent but no imagination. Easy listening can be hell.

Christmas Lullaby” from Baptist College of Ministry Concert Chorale is rad harmony, and great reverence. But piercing, mon.

Devolving into catchy pop, Neil Sedaka croons “Baby’s First Christmas Lullaby” with earnest–albeit quiet–gusto. Just right.

The New Christy Minstrels minstrel it up with “Tell Me,” that old routine about Tell Me a Story to help me fall asleep. Watch for the Linus solo in the middle.

A Christmas Lullaby” from Salt Lake Choral Artists is overly tabernacled, but sweet and charming. When a hundred people sing Go To Sleep, it affects you.

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Kelly Willard returns us to quiet worship with her “Christmas Lullaby.” I could sleep to this country-hymn.

Shy nature’s “Christmas Lullaby” address the double standard of off to bed by ten and no rest for the children….

The Jamborees close in on the children’s pop with their “Christmas Lullaby.” It’s that heartbeat backbeat that’ll lull ya… but, then it gets LOUD.

Julie Lendon Stone also gets a bet stentorian with her “Christmas Lullaby.” A bit operatic for the chilluns, dear. I like the meta, tho.

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Cary Grant’s “Christmas Lullaby” (1967) begins as a spoken confession to the sleeping child about hopes and dreams (and Jesus, too!). Then he–sorta–sings!

Barbra Streisand presides over the ethereal “Christmas Lullaby” with stately grace. She da Queen.

Joliet4 shovels on the suffering and bleeding for her string-heavyily orchestrated “The Christmas Lullaby.” Yet, this is indie, so depressing? Or just accurate??

Balsam Range hits the bluegrass monotone nicely with their “Christmas Hymn.” (Which i have other versions of as “Cradle Hymn” here sweetly harmonized by Elizabeth Mitchell for your taste test comparisons.)