Christmas–Couldn’t Care Less

When the Girlfriend Material states Is that all there is? you know Xmas doesn’t matter. Hard club rock for “Winter and Construction“. Fun bummer.

The Hot Buttered Elves know a thing or two about malaise, so witness the list making of “A Winter Perfect Moon“. Instead of biblical plagues, he asks for the Rapture instead. Could be better, is all he’s indie singing.

Pickin’ and grinnin’, Michael Gurley strums out “How the Holidays Have Got Me Down” wearing his harried economics like a torn and dirty Santa beard.

Window Business’s “Brandy and Eggnog” is a tribute to the death of James Brown and the dark moods that follow for the season in New Mexico. Sorrowful corrido.

Tyrone and Lesley uke it out with their despondency in “It’s Christmas This Christmas“. The just don’t care, despite the sprightly chords.

X-Games: Christmas

Isn’t Xmas a game, after all?

Oh, Deer!” from SLTCP folk garages how to change the game. Playas gotta playa. BLUE ALERT

In “Santa, Come Back” Siri Nilsson allows how it’s time to play a Christmas game. Something about naughty or nice. Gleeful indie.

The Popcorn Rebellion’s “The Christmas Game” is old country RnR kidsong you might to sing along with. Still with the kids?! ‘Tis the season! Johnny & The High Keys cover this high hand-clapping Brit pop. Better.

This summer Christmas is a holiday game, or whatever Echo Cities is saying in the AI pop of “Christmas in July“. Sheesh.

Thank Goodness someone came up with a drinking game. “The Christmas Jager Game” is BLUE ALERT Nerve Centre’s celtfolk attempt at relieving the tensions.

The greatest Christmas game ever was happened some thousand years ago with “Gawain” and the Green Giant. There’s decapitation and cheating. You could look it up. Or listen to this jolly folk number from The Trials of Cato.

X-Games: Football

Twentieth and Five, football actually plays during the holidays.

Bleacher Report whirls rap into “Santa Gives the Gift of Football” ensorcelling players and coaches one and all. Careful, this’s about ten years old.

KC Chiefs promote their own music video “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” rapped by Tech N9ne. Sporty.

Nick Dolezal bewails the family time sucking away his “Christmas Football” time with grumbled rap and nihilistic spirit. Warning: self harm requested.

The solution? “Let’s get drunk and watch football (Christmas Song)” by Ghost Star (AI really). Never fear, this robotic rap is preceded by a PSA.

I Deserve Money’s “All I Want for Christmas is FOOTBALL” may be an expected parody, but this slurred monotone may not be.

Not as expected, but well done, is “The First Bowl Game (The First Noel parody)” from Dave Rudolf. Angelic choir.

When couples express affection during the holidays it likely won’t sound like “I Love You More Than Football“, a cheery number from a Midwestern musical revue.

The Fallen Angel Choir presents a cappella hectic chores for the suburban housewife, which means the men have vanished to watch the game. “The Nutcracker in a Nutshell” is sarcastic, but goes the full nine yards.

American Authors respond to the empty household: But now I can’t watch Christmas football when YOU ARE NOT HERE. “Come Home to Me” is plaintive folk that would rather have you tell him not to, than to not care about anything any more.

Big Screen: Hallmark Still

First Married Christmas” from CityBeach has all the class of Hallmark movies, including cuddling up and watching Hallmark movies. Wishy washy pop.

Metal pop ramps up the expectations, but Theory of a Deadman leans into “Missing You This Christmas” includes boogie B.S. like sweaters and Hallmark movies like any ‘burbanite would get behind. Headscratching now.

More apropos, swinging light big band “When Christmas Comes Around” puts Cody Fry in the right demographic for Watching hallmark movies all night long. Bippedy boo.

On his “Christmas List” Young Tuck settles for middle class mores as well. Snuggling seems to be the correct attitude for catching up on Hallmark movies… Or we can watch Die Hard or Elf(!). More R+B lyrical rap.

Warren Alfvin sloshes the easy listening all over “It’s a Hallmark Movie Day!“, describing the settings of both the protagonists as well as the viewers. Oxymoron of the day: I’m a Hallmark movie man.

On the other channel, Hallmark movies are for wallowing. See “Christmas For One” by Haylee Oller, so softly folded that the ukulele drowns out her (sub)vocals.

Big Screen: December Motion Picture

Cherry Candy’s “Christmas Movies” is electronic practice with as much attention to cinema as to date stuff. Sweaty and insistent.

Mahtie Bush Bru Lei Vangloryus’s “Christmas Movies” are specific and pointed. But this rap seems to use the focus of details as weapons of criticism.

Celebrating “Christmas at the Movies“, Polivka Brothers strum and whistle their folk pop to let you know where to find them 12/25.

Big Screen: Chilly Flix

Electric Needle Room rattles off the various “Christmas Movies” and their reactions through a bit of the ol’ indie. And out.

Christmas Movies / Jingle Bells” by Suspender Defenders is more of an odd indie mantra than an actual experience. Peppy, though.

Matt Heaton’s “Christmas Movies” fill him with cheer. Plodding folk runs us through the memories of childhood and on and on.

Big Screen: Xmas Movies

Film is what we mean when we say media. It may be the most contributory element of culture today. It is our agenda, our mood enhancer, reality. When we argue the good and bad of Christmas, we reference shows and cinema.

The genre of Christmas movies has been overrun by a single romcom formula wherein the birth of the Savior is mere backdrop. Lauryn Marie’s “Christmas Movies” nudges the bear with gentle irony and tinkly pop. It would be great in a soundtrack after the declarations of love.

 Jason Michael comes right out with country barking and names the problem: “You, Me & Hallmark Christmas Movie.” Real drunken life isn’t like those.

Christmas Like the Movies” sets Santa and all the trappings into the doldrums of mumblecore. Richard Watson troubs this folk into the dumps. Love it.

Big Show: Radio City

The big show in NYC around the holidays must be the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes. Flesh and agility, just like Jesus preached.

Lea Michele includes this shindig in her usual annoying pop “Christmas in New York.” Lots of yelling, i mean vocal range.

Glenn Crytzer scours the world for the best Christmas show, but settles his big band stylings for “Christmas in New York.” Swingin’.

Darryl Gregory explores his Xmas sensuality in his youth when “I Fell in Love with the Radio City Rockettes.” He’s getting his kicks, get it? Folk American rock that may require therapy.

Big Show: The Christmas Dance

For the exclusion, the Jesus formal beckons to whities from gens ago.

Darren Criss bounces back from the Glee series with vapid pop in “Christmas Dance.” He’s asking. For this one number.

Mirthyful Sleight sum up all the shenanigans of the season into a “Christmas Dance” rigamarole. Metal protestation.

Chaz Kangas updates us with the grownup mixer “Christmas Dance.” It raps, it polkas, it complains. It’s subtitled ‘The Christmas Travel Song’–so it IS another metaphor.

Telamor daags us back to an actual “Christmas Dance Party.” This indie pop reminds us to see and be seen. to be cool. I guess.

We will dance and sing for Christ our holy king, proclaims Wilder Adkins in the quiet folk of “Christmas Dance (Snow Drop).” No grinding slow dances then.

Musicalité turn our celebrations into a swirling stomp circle of ho hoho-o-o ho-o with an old folk shindig of a “Christmas Dance.” Just when it gets going… it’s gone.

Big Show: Xmas Rodeo

Riding and roping take no holiday, well maybe a little.

Gary Roberts’s “Christmas Rodeo” is a laid back gala that definitely lasts more than eight seconds. This grampa country sets the rhythm machine to mashed potato.

Buffalo Bill Boycott waxes shaggy with the tale of the new holiday dad trying to watch the baby when mama goes a’shoppin’. “Diaper Rodeo (Holiday Revised)” is a spoken word ruckus when the infant gets loose.

The Orange Wolves sotto voce their harmony for another “Christmas Rodeo.” A chilling blend of folk and pop that might be meant for ghosts.