Category: paro”deus” (pop tunes into Xmas)

What? Huh? I don’t get it….

Confusion is a symptom of brain damage as well as a common factor among those surviving the 21st Century. Rohey Sallah admits Muslim panic trying to understand the whole holiday. In “Christmas Confusion” AI retools pop music for our lack of understanding.

Gerry O’Connell has similar difficulty with the Nativity in his electronic pop “Christmas Confusion“. Hint: Cliff Notes are in the New Testament.

TIMŌRĀTUS returns with varying raps over “Christmas Present Chaos (Bandmate’s Confusion)“. Not knowing what to get each other brings about mental breakdown. It’s maddening.

Country disco AI from GhostPilot takes all the obligations of that time of the year as some big “Christmas Confusion“. I don’t follow–

Brad Bromling with Many/One has more fun scrambling carol lyrics or taking them literally in “A Little Christmas Confusion“. Be bop pop.

Misheard lyrics troubles Andrew J. Mair into “Christmas Misunderstandings“. Comedic pop that demands a vaudeville setting. Rimshot!

“Jack’s Obsession” from A Nightmare Before Christmas encapsulates delusive comprehension. Ruby Isle’s metal verzh conveys the mood better than the original Elfman.

Actual dementia is just one more thing for Denham to face in his funny family ode “All I Want for Xmas“. (All he wants is drugs.) Jazzy pop.

In Koivunen’s “Santa’s Memory” that ‘Cats’ hit is tortured into a jeremiad over Santa’s Alzheimers. Three hanky parody.

Jeremy Lapalme wants to spend, with you, “Christmas at the Movies.” From an amateur revue in Canada. So, showtune.

Le chat au café stumbles thru “Christmas Stories” as a sort of folk rap ballideering about all those TV movies–okay, they’re just specials. But we embrace all.

Radish Friends evoke awkwardness when they set “Holiday Classics. On Television” to the tune of Rocky Horror’s intro number. Lip sync it now.

“A Caroler Passed” is slurred pop from Mike Good FM about the passage of time, not the passage of an entertainer. Can’t wait.

Nuclear Garden is less anticipatory in his brief rap-pish “Caroling Cucks.” They just keep knocking.

I’ve noted a Neil Diamond parody like this before, but Nick Darrow’s “Street Caroling” is a bit more approachable, if not as professional. Funny stuff.

Trying again: “There are Much Worse things to Believe in” landed here before as a TV song, but it’s been covered dozens of times since. I enjoyed the winsome take from ElectrOlivia. It’s a piano lounge do-over for this somber duet.

“Santa Claus is Real” is the unending refrain in todayshits.tumblr.com’s quiet indie. Blunt force logic.

Red Sovine tugs the heartstrings with his country yarn “Is There Really a Santa Claus?” In this three-hanky learning lesson we discover trading a dad for a bike is all we ever wanted to do.

“Santa is Real” stupid-raps Rugby with amazing evidence that should better convince you. If not, listen again! Color me overwhelmed.

Sarah Connor beseeches “Santa, If You’re There” for all the wrong reasons. See, Mama died and she wants one more minute. Not a church-goer, so this is the only number she has. Country tragedy.

Sad Lenny Puppet wrestles with the existential dilemma “Does Santa Exist?” in chipmunk parody form. Thanks for the smirk, Mitch Lager.

Parody intermission!

Rage Against the Manger metals out the conspiracy-busting rap “Wake Up (It’s Christmas!).” Santa, the banks, your dad… they’re all a part of it. Wise man up!

“Wake Me Up Before You Ho Ho (Live)” is pretty much what you’d expect from Never Ending 80s. Peppy, though, give you that.

Same idea with worse production quality but some more wit is “Wake Me Up on Christmas Morning” by ManiacClown (ft. My Cat is Norris). Who wore it out better?

Again? Merrill Leffmann lounge divas “I Love a Man in Uniform” (meaning red suit, black belt and boots) with extra boop boop a doop.

林靜翬 winifai goes smokey, sultry lounge siren to recall childhood in the disturbingly evocative “[I Love You, Santa].” (The brackets indicate translated lyrics.)

“Santa Claus (I Love You)” by The Ruby Plumes gets garage alt hung up on the complexities of intimacy. Authentic, but perhaps not so honest.

Some Bo Diddley parody from Dana K and the Remedy’s “I Love Santa.” Oh, it’s on.

Worth repeating: Lee Harris’s Santa is so pop tired “I’m So Sick of Christmas,” he’s accepting applications for his replacement.

Mark Keeley honky tonks insouciantly with “I’m Your Santa.” Lucky you.

Henrik Widegren adds some funk to the bedroom eyes with “I’m Santa Claus and I Am Yours.” Don’t say no to his innuendo.

You need someone to warm up to? Try the boogie woogie “I’m Your Santa Claus” from Aaron Burton. If the sleigh is rockin’, don’t come writing any more lists.

Key of Awesome brings the seduction to a head with “Santa and I Know It” (the LMFAO parody). jennyinstereo is a bit weaker with her verzh.