T(f)ire(place)d of Being Alone

The Heatless Among Us mock being “Alone on Xmas (Again)” with their satanic lite metal. Guys, you abandoned God first.

You can weep in the night, allows Len Francis Monahan, while “Being Alone for Crhsitmas“. Because no one’s there! Pretty easy listening with a bit of a country/Carrib beat.

Feels like every other week, raps lil Aaron in the modulated “Alone on Xmas Eve“. Desperation makes him almost change his monotone. Drugs help.Oh, and BLUE ALERT.

More lively rap from Mitch Murder (feat Santell), “Don’t Let Me Spend Christmas Alone” leans into R+B (and twee keyboarding!) for a hopeful moaning.

The Night Hobs get testy when they have “Christmas Alone“. Their affected vocals in this indie pop are tantrum-adjacent. So, perfect. Or, in their words: lame.

(Do You Be)Leave Me Lonely 

All I Want for Christmas is to be Left Alone” is the manifesto for The Swaggerlies. I’m crossing the street away from you already, guys. Angry alt-rock.

The X-Misses get positively perky when “All Alone on Christmas“. Light rock with a mischievous wink at the cold.

This Fralphie Jenkins operetta, “Another Christmas Alone“, runs us all over town to no effect. Psychedelia set on ASMR.

Eric Clapton groks the blues, so his “Lonesome Christmas” is raw and funky.

Desperate, Kyle Dunnigan tells Santa “I’m Alone“, and asks for anyone at all to be by his side. Even his folks make excuses. Then this R+B pop takes an ugly turn.

Don’t Let Me be Lonely T(O Holy) Night

LostAlone covers that Darlene Love song from ‘Home Alone 2’ “All (Lost) Alone On Christmas“. But there’s a nice metal edge to it. So that’s all right.

Menaced by Crackhead Bob, Nerd Lady ft. Divinity & Kali Crews rap out how they don’t want to spend “Christmas Alone“. ‘D rather have a booty call. I guess.

Nickl Vivid uses falsetto to ensure a “Christmas Alone“. It’s psychedelic R+B, but what’s shocking is he’s with you.

Lonely Winters” features K. Bibbles slow and low rapping BLUE ALERT over the cold of the time. Suck it up, gangsta.

It’s OK to Be Alone (This Christmas)” reassures Faithful Johannes [feat. Benjamin Amos]. Sloppy sock hop pop with helpful suggestions what to do by yourself. No, not that.

All by My Elf

Brian Lim wallows in the alone with the jazzy indie “Season’s Change”, a light metaphor for being left. Then continues with the salsa beat jazz pop “New Year’s Eve”, an invitation to make him plussed one.

Cold, snow-covered footsteps, unenjoyed fire… The Moody Blues lament “A Winters Tale“. Prog indie that asks, if a song is sung in the forest does it make a difference?

Make Like Monkeys take Wham’s “Last Christmas” and reimagines it with a boss retro beat. This is a whole ‘nother way suffer! No one should be lonely at Christmas!

A Lonesome Prayer” by 3JS is a cowboy pop tribute to the sad sacks who get nuttin’ from Santa’s sack.

Encore! Okay, Make Like Monkeys’re back with “Found Love for Christmas“–more retro pop on the verge of breaking that whole alonely curse for the holidays.

Only the Holly

Chancellor Arnold sings “The Christmas Song” about hurt and emotional distance. But it’s preppy indie with a drunkenly pronounced rhythm. You explain that.

Concave Onion’s “Funky Time Christmas” is technically about an unattended tree and unrequited wishlists, but it stands up via funk. So that’s weird.

Nyco Nemesis wants to share the warmth with you. Why? Because “Winter was Lonely“. New Age indie with atonal girlishness. I don’t know what that means.

Christmas will be Just Another Lonely Day” pops Brenda Lee contrasting your joy to her boy-lessness. It’s a slow dance. Go figure.

“I Never [Orna]ment Anything to You, Did I?”

Picking over the bluegrass folk, 30 Pounds of Bone scry “You Can’t Break Up At Christmas (So Let’s Get It Over With)“. That’s the saddest banjo i ever heard.

One of the funniest country numbers i ever ran before, “Break Up Before Christmas” from Corey Hunt and the Wise advises the men out there how to manage their holiday budget.

Dude York’s “Break Up Holiday” is rock that deserves a rewind as well. Classic.

Also inordinately fond of “Breakup For The Holidays” Migratory Animals, a brazen electronic pop in your face.

Jellyrolling the ragtime Goldentusk pulls out the piano bar stops singing “I’m Breaking Up with You for Christmas“. But he’s just telling you now, so what’d you get him? (Rotten to the encore.)

“I’ve Already Thrown All Your [Red] Suits Out the Window Into the Street”

Christmas Without You” is an over serious skit by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton, but that’s just right for corporate country western.

(It Just Can’t Be) Christmas Without You” is a gentler folk pop from The Four Oh Six All Stars. But then they all join hands and sing together. What th-

Swinging cool, Michael J Handley croons through “Christmas Without You” like it’s you suffering, not him. Blasé the Lord.

James and Mark jumble up the electronics with shouted feelings for “Christmas Without You“, a blast from the ’70s. An excellent mess.

“You Deserve Better [Not Pout, Better Not Cry]” BLUE ALERT

Cori Connors covers Tarja’s observance how much “You Would Have Loved This“. (This = winter.) She packs a punch in this soft indie pop with power vocals.

Also hemmed in by the winter weather, Alison Trelfa doodles around easy listening jazz with “It’s Not Christmas Without You“.

David McMullen’s “Christmas Without You” is just as bathetic, and he’s ready to yacht rock call it all off.

What the funk? Don Lee’s “Black Christmas” is especially dark without you. Turn it up.

James Coyle begins mid-breakup with the poignantly mean-spirited “A Very AIDS-y Christmas“. BLUE ALERT, but hilarious (if you ask me) pop. An encore of comic excess.

“I Need Space [in My Stocking]”

Surf’s up! “It’s Just Not Christmas Without You” from Malibooz wipes out gently against the breakers of breakups.

Victoria Justice (Tori), Elizabeth Gillies (Jade), Ariana Grande (Cat), Leon Thomas III (André) spritz up cheesy pop for the Disney TV’s “It’s Not Christmas Without You“. You have the right to remain silent.

Dealing with a negligent rat bastard Katherine McPhee self deludes that “It’s Not Christmas Without You.” Soulful, yet clingy pop that may cause cringe.

Bebopping the pop Jorden Milnes · Steven Mcgill set the scene for “Our Fairytale Christmas“. There may be some distance, as well as some allotment of blame.

Dan Dyer wants to know if you’ll forget him gain “This Ex-Mas“. He’s prepared to cry in this percussive rocker.

Prozzak retros the pop with “It’s Just Another Christmas Without You“. They blame the stove, the sidewalk, and the season while floundering in single-tude. The singing cheers them up, so there’s that.

“I Don’t Feel the Spark [to Light the Menorah] Any Longer”

Hanukkah Without Ya” is Micah E. Wood (feat. Britt Olsen-Ecker & Jon Birkholz) flailing soul all over the shtetl missing you, boychik.

Eight Nights Without You (On Hanukkah)” starts with a text. But Sheryl Braunstein is running out of folk pop patience after several nights. Be honest, Hebrew.

Olivia Mori goes cowboy for “8 Lonely Nights (A Blue Hanukkah)“. I’m not sure what to feel.

They Might be Giants take on “Feast of Lights” with a callout to the one who avoids. Don’t fight. Light. Toy piano pop.