A few years back i did post about the exchange of compacted frozen crystals hurled adversarially from teams like an outdoor dodgeball. This something practiced for more than half a millennium, perhaps longer but only historically recorded that long before. No actual fatalities have been recorded (not from the balls themselves anyway–we’re much to damaged an intelligence not to kill one another in EVERY setting imaginable), and the Japanese have created a professional sport based on this (Yukigassen)… so, let’s play!
One, two, three strike–yer out! for “The First Snowball of the Season” Golden Orchestra & Singers put their lyrics to ‘Take Me Out’. Okay.
Kids Storybook Songs is an AI front for entertaining wee ones. Their “Snowball Fight” has all the lilt of a real children’s pop song, yet none of the inherent violence of an actual snowball fight.
The Lyrical Lanterns laugh and dodge in their AI-leaning country “Snowball Fight.” All the pop charm of collegiate cheerleading.
Zippy Kids teaches us friend-building with their “Snowball Fight“. It’s everything you can’t stomach in a kidsong.
Johanna Lewis musters enthusiasm to sell the off kilter “Throwing Snowballs“. It impresses me as good soundtrack music for a zombie flick.
With slightly better kidmusic, Eli Kids reveals Real Friends MISS when they play “Snowball Fight“.
The Christmas Times races the beat with their better kidsong “Snowball Fight“. Decaf cocoa for you, kidsong!
Happy Melody Town unleashes orchestration for their “Snowball Pop“. In the ear results in giggling in this kidsong AI-relative.
Catchy Kids Club recruits fantasy for “Snowy Owl’s Snowball Fight“, more AI with upbeat mischief (NOT violence). There’s worse things snowy owls could do to bunnies and squirrels after all.
Then these guys utilizes Disney’s Frozen characters for their AI “The Snowball Fight Song II“. Copyright fun!
Back to Animalia! “The Penguin Snowball Fight” from Magic Tuna twists AI up to country rock levels without apology. Much sneakier, these critters.
“Snowball Fight” for Joanie Calem involves a nifty insider trick. Listen carefully to the kidsong to tell what it is.
The Backyardigans strategize better for their “Snowball Fight“. Showtune.
Bart4Kids AIs the pop for “The Snowball Fight“. Missing, but a blast. For you.
Kids Joi make it inadvertently sad when it’s a “Snowball Fight with Mom“. Sad lonely kids (in an arthritis medicine commercial), i’d wager. AI whistling pop.
Tiny Tunes UK allow for Australian Xmas fun with the odd AI rocker “The Tomato Snowball Fight“. No snow, no problem!