Gunna Celebrate.246 Purdey

Santa with a gun? Who’s shooting whom?

4 Aspirin Morning ska rap “Santa in a Ski Mask (Stick ’em Up It’s Christmas)” with all the womp womp of a club band. I had the time of my life.

Some dandy beach pop from Ryan Seabass defuses the whole “Santa’s Got a Gun” scenario. What, me worry?

Happy rap from Eiqu claims “Santa Claus was a Gangster.” Preferred a nine if memory recalls. Left bodies as much as gifts. Reformed later.

Shouted rap from The Benefit reveals what it’s like to be “Gunned Down by Santa Claus (I Didn’t See It Coming).” Honestly, it’s over before you know it.

fkbambam & Wxrmz get mighty BLUE ALERT rapping about “MRS CLAUS,” a demanding bitch, as well as Santa with his Tommy gun. Time to order online.

Santa’s Got a Gun” is the big reveal in Watkins & the Rapiers bebop pop rock number. You’ll want your dance shoes on for this one.