EVAN = Good God.
Starstruck, The Humdrum Express once spent “Christmas With Evan Dando” on the beach. The frontman for The Lemon Heads was gracious, according to this Brit rock recitation. Believe it or not.
Evan is a prime suspect when “My Walkman” Funderbird got for Christmas went missing. Angry garage. No Fugazi for you.
Walshy doesn’t have much incentive to believe “It’s a Wonderful Life“, despite all the cheer and movies. With prog rock, he looks for the little things. Like friends, or Evan, his brother, coming back from France. (Was that a movie, too?)