Roll On: Emery

Not familiar with Amery, but EMERY or Emory or Emerson are names for a Big Kahuna leader type. Like a lot of other German names.

“Emory” from Brad Miles is a bit of a bummer of an indie for Xmas. This little boy’s vision of the Messiah wants to be Old Testament to serve vengeance against his domestic abusers. The Jay-by of forgiveness isn’t enough for him. Damned folk, son.

In “Wrapping Paper Wars” John’s gifts might be perfect, Aunt Jenny’s crummy DIY, but Emery gets S&M for his offerings. AI boogie rock from The Mark Kraver Project. Uh huh.

Arseblog and Gunnerblog spoof Slade with the football coach takedown “Emery Christmas Everybody!” Granted, this is way inside a joke, and Unaii Emery the manager of Premier League club Aston Villa doesn’t have the First Name we’re looking for. But… bit o’ a larf, innit?

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