Since we can’t be bothered to pronounce Erasmus, we say ELMO. For the patron saint of sailors, it means protection.
Mike Bryant tries for another novelty Christmas song with “Elmo“. He’s a reindeer with a funny name. then Santa gets sick… (me too). Trouncing kidsong.
You were probably expecting Sesame Street representation. Say no more–! Interval recalls that old friend that got away. Some say she’s a Spanish anchor, others a jewel thief or that she faked her own death. Worst of all, comes the bell-ridden pop beat rumor that she’s a “Times Square Elmo“. He looks for you under the red fur every Xmas Eve.
Perhaps you’d prefer the AI kidsong monstrosity of “Elmo’s Christmas” as done in by TVKiDo. Sheesh.
Then there’s the R+B smoove love call “Coming Home” in which Digitized Inhalation states This elmo don’t burn the same/Without your glow within my frame. (Prolly that’s a reference to the 2012 ‘Hellmo’ failure fire of meme fame.) Oh… and it IS home for the holidays, what what.