EDWARD could mean Mall cop for all OE tells us (wealth protector??).
AI hopes to hit gold with new kidsong. But “Eddie Elfington” ‘by’ Vald Music proves the machines still don’t get it.
Cousin Eddie’s part of the redneck crew gettin’ “Lit This Year“. Good ol’ country from Florida Georgia Line.
More back hills for Cousin Eddie (yeah, must be a Lampoon movie reference), Twins1981 uses AI to countrify “Merry Christmas, The Shitter’s Full“. Ha. Ha.
Then AI takes on The Munsters (how old are these programmers?) with “Scary Little Christmas Down on Mockingbird Lane” by The Creatures. Goth metal with a kid friendly lilt. Eddie Munster gets a call out.
Marc Copage returns to demand “Santa, Bring My Daddy Home for Christmas“. Big band kidsong with heart tugging. The kid demanding is named Eddie.
Ralph McTell grouses with classy symphonic prog rock about how “All Things Change“–except for the fairy on the Christmas tree. Big Eddie on the piano is still playing the same old same old.