A simple mispronunciation, DARLENE means darling. Duh.
Cody Johnson returns for his “Hat Made Of Mistletoe“, made to seduce Miss Darla, his eighty-year-old contemporary. Sprightly blue grass suitable for square dancing.
It’s a “Sad Teenage Christmas for Kebin and Oscar!” according to Kebin and Oscar. Apparently some Hawaiian vacay separates them from their girlfriends, Sweet Baby Raye and Darlene. R+B hair metal. Totally heinous.
Similar troubles for Matthew McLaughlin as sung in “Chestnuts“. Missing family they hope Darlene will sing help (ie, Darlene Love will sing his signature ‘Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)’ number).
In “12 Days of Amnesia” The Great American Trailer Park Christmas Musical reveals the hook of the plot: mean old fussbudget Darlene won’t join in on the trailer park decorations until she’s been hit on the haid. Country rock showtune.
Slidawg & the Redneck Ramblers bluegrass up “Did You Heared What I Heared?“, a tribute to Hey Watch This as a means to impress Darlene ‘cross the trailer lot. No Grandmas were killed in the promulgation of this prank.