I was surprised to learn CANDACE means Nubian Queen. Rock on.
“Kandy Kane” from Dave & Jeanine introduces us to the problem. The word play is irresistible. But this country doo wop helps us deal with the dad-jokiness.
Bob Cleghorn adds a bit of corridor to dramatize “No Candy This Christmas.” See, she’s behind bars for the holidays. Sad now.
T. J. Murr unleashes full honky tonk to introduce his Xmas born daughter. Not sure which is the first name for his “Pretty Christmas Candy“, but i’ll default to the recognizable.