Whether Benedict (aka breakfast), Benjamin (aka hundo), Bentley (aka auto), or Bennet (cf Pride & Prejudice)… BEN is a son of a man. Unless the last name is Dover….
Wee Turtles totally rock “Benjamin, Santa’s On To You” like they can help that naughty guy.
“Bennet’s Wish” from King Dow is more commercial than musical.
xtcdreams gives a shout out to Bennet while counting Grandma’s presents in the mail. “chex mix.” is growly rap with a chip on the shoulder.
AI ruins more kidsong in “Benny the Christmas Goat” ‘by’ Mark Travlin & Mark Womack. He’s a magical Christmas helper.
House dog Louis sings “Benny It’s Cold Outside” seeing as how Benny wants to go out at Xmas time. Trent Austin (and significant other) represents the need to pee in parody.
Josh Belville describes Uncle Benny’s overreaction when he drops the spirit in his folk family revelation “Xmas Needed a Heretic Genius“. Fun stuff.
You remember Uncle Ben! He’s the one who first gets slugged in Yogi Yorgesson’s “I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas.” Classic Scandihoovian polka.
“Benny’s Dream” by Sir Prize & The Twomorrow Knightz plays with Elton John fandom around Xmas time. Benny Kline, as the story goes, wants The Jets for the holidays. And to play drums at Dodger Stadium. Downbeat pop.
Also dabbling with the famous, “Christmas And Ice Cream And You” by Tim Ponzek (feat. Lisa Pressman) belabors flavors and firms of icy treats (for the holidays), including a couple of my old employers: Ben and Jerry. Awfully amusing easy listening.
Norick Eve’s “You Give Better Gifts To Ben” is a whistling whine-fest of indie unseriousness. Everything’s a contest with you millennials.
Kathy Reid-Naiman intones the cautionary tale of “Big Belly Ben” who ate wa-a-a-a-y too many latkes for the holidays. Like 23. Jazzish folk.