Barbarous, barbarian–they have the same origin as BARBARA. Outsider.
The broken hearted-love song “Crying for Barbara” from Big Sleep realizes her loss right around Christmas. Garage pop.
A merry BLUE ALERT for CKY, “Barbara Jeans Ass (A Christmas Song)” is about sexual insult and demeaning. All for fun! (‘Up on the Housetop’ melody.)
BLUE ALERT some more! Nasty rap from Altoy claiming “All I Want” is multiples of women. Including fake, plastic ones to whom he refers as Barbies.
Perhaps he’s looking for Baby Tate who, as seen in the party that plans to “Light up the Tree“, wants to go as Last name Claus and first name Barbie. Much cleaner rap.
Or perhaps Heidi Montag, who has all the toys to make her look like Barbie. Now, she raps “All I Want For Christmas Is The Club“. Party till you drop rohypnol.
Tori V returns us to pop mush with her “Pink Christmas” and its allusion to her big hit ‘Barbie Girl’. You may develop diabetes here.