ASHLEY is a gender neutral name, meaning it WAS a boy’s name [cf. Gone With the Wind]; now it’s a girls name [like in Full House]. Something to do with trees and grass….
Consider the variant. Asher and Wednesday have been naughty this year, so Calling the Skies relegate them to “Krampusnacht“‘s miseries. Metal, natch.
The Brown Christmas thinks it’s funny to run a 1-900 Xmas sex ad with the title “Hi I’m Ashley“. I think it’s a missed opportunity.
bertramland sneaks in song-as-present with “Merry Christmas Ashley“. Hyperbolic passion, but: Say His Name Out Loud! or it’s not special. R+B beginner level.
Pennies Down has a similar problem with “Merry Christmas To You (Song For Ashley)“. Lots of you in this garage rocker. No names named.
Ashley is one of the family in the shouting match “Big BOOM! Christmas” from A.J. & Big Justice. She wants a puppy. I want earplugs.
Ray Powers fixes our wagon with “Christmas Miracle (Live)“. The unlikely happens to little Ashley, who doesn’t have a pony. When she writes a school essay in an institution that doesn’t separate church and state, she gets a better result than little Ralphie. Hard pop.