Roll On: Andrew

Manly ANDREW derives for the Latinate ‘man’. It’s like naming your dog ‘Dog’.

Not so manly, “Andy, The Christmas Horse” by RLB Trek tries to supplant the reindeer and please the children. Kidsong doggerel, but not half-assed. Who wants a ride?

Andy and Angie get a Christmas surprise from off-to-war absent Daddy in a mysterious way. How? “Love Will Find a Way” or so sings Marilyn Oakley with weird falsetto country pop.

More grownup, Doctor Christmas countries the rock for “Same Bar Every Christmas“. Andy, Oscar, and JK are just some of the losers here and not with family.

Andy’s Christmas” as sung by Corky Coreson is pretty raw. He’s on the streets mistaken for Santa by a loopy little girl passing by. Country ballad of the pathetic kind.

DJ Scott threw a demo onto Bandcamp entitled “Andy’s Smokin’ on Christmas“. Sounds like emerging indie.

Maisie Peters stages a “Holy Revival” around the holidays to slam the door on some Andrew. Indie breakup party. Have a better New Year, girl.

Surf Party, USA dropped a Xmas joke album almost a decade ago. As surfers, they competed mercilessly, dumping all over the least talented in a number of mentions. Begin with a hymnally harmonic “Merry Christmas, Andrew Berg (Intro)“, continue with the experimental psychedelia of “Andrew Berg Is an Elf Who Lives in My Stocking“, and end with the ukulele tribute “Merry Christmas, Andrew Berg (Outro)“.

Andrew (mistaken for Billy) is “Scheming with Santa” in Shmandarin’s messed genre rocker. Not sure the play here, but i’m all for it.

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