J. Anthony Brown affronts Mariah Carey with the inverse of her big hairy deal of a song in “All I Want for Christmas Is You Murdered the Hits Remix“. It comes with commentary, but it’s that mean kind of comedy that you have to be pretty damned angry to find hilarious.
Riders in the Sky are not telling you what to wear when they harmonize “Just Put A Ribbon In Your Hair“, it’s just that as a country song it’s not literal. See, you are the present to him. So you need gift wrapping. Huh. That sounds worse.
There’s nothing Nick Lowe won’t do “Just to be With You (This Christmas)“. Samba beaten easy listening.
CHAFFU$ riffs on ‘Baby, It’s Cold’ with his growly R+B rap “Keep U Warm“. It’s a kindly threat/offer.
Jeremy Lister stretches the notes longer and longer in his anticipation of getting to “Kiss You Under the Lights“. Jazz falsetto, but in a good way.
J. Anthony Brown chortles about this “Last Christmas for You“. It was fun, but your ass has got to go. Honky tonking doo wop, but pretty dam funny.