Twentieth and Five, football actually plays during the holidays.
Bleacher Report whirls rap into “Santa Gives the Gift of Football” ensorcelling players and coaches one and all. Careful, this’s about ten years old.
KC Chiefs promote their own music video “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” rapped by Tech N9ne. Sporty.
Nick Dolezal bewails the family time sucking away his “Christmas Football” time with grumbled rap and nihilistic spirit. Warning: self harm requested.
The solution? “Let’s get drunk and watch football (Christmas Song)” by Ghost Star (AI really). Never fear, this robotic rap is preceded by a PSA.
I Deserve Money’s “All I Want for Christmas is FOOTBALL” may be an expected parody, but this slurred monotone may not be.
Not as expected, but well done, is “The First Bowl Game (The First Noel parody)” from Dave Rudolf. Angelic choir.
When couples express affection during the holidays it likely won’t sound like “I Love You More Than Football“, a cheery number from a Midwestern musical revue.
The Fallen Angel Choir presents a cappella hectic chores for the suburban housewife, which means the men have vanished to watch the game. “The Nutcracker in a Nutshell” is sarcastic, but goes the full nine yards.
American Authors respond to the empty household: But now I can’t watch Christmas football when YOU ARE NOT HERE. “Come Home to Me” is plaintive folk that would rather have you tell him not to, than to not care about anything any more.