The UK don’t play proper games, but have Queensbury rules and fans kill each other more than sportsmen do.
In Len Maxwell’s album Merry Monster Christmas, the Mummy and Igor tell jokes until “Christmas Games” are suggested. Darts are thrown at and by these Old Worlders. Brit adjacent comedy.
Santa seems more gentile when playing darts, as THEY do (at a bar) in “Where the Santas Meet“, the New Age smelling indie from Fetching Pails.
“Opening Day (The Christmas Song remake)” by way of GiftTime Rugby might teach you a thing or two. But more scrimbo than Crimbo.
Clondalkin RFC 2006’s “The Night Before Clondalkin Rugby Christmas” might not do that, but retains its dignity better.
Football/soccer/whatever is hard to track down, so i’ll settle for The Dimmer Twins’s “Three Aussie Kings“. Expurgated parody for the whole family.
Backyard cricket in just another “Queensland Christmas” from Those Folk describes the fun and games from Down Under. Swinging pop.
Likewise “Christmas In The Summer” by Echidna Candy Store in which The cricket’s on in the background every day and in the backyard every night for the holidays.
Then there’s true admiration when “Oh Christmas Time Is Cricket Time” is sung as if a national anthem by The Dimmer Twins (Mick & Keef). Parody of ‘Tannenbaum’.