Big Show: The Christmas Dance

For the exclusion, the Jesus formal beckons to whities from gens ago.

Darren Criss bounces back from the Glee series with vapid pop in “Christmas Dance.” He’s asking. For this one number.

Mirthyful Sleight sum up all the shenanigans of the season into a “Christmas Dance” rigamarole. Metal protestation.

Chaz Kangas updates us with the grownup mixer “Christmas Dance.” It raps, it polkas, it complains. It’s subtitled ‘The Christmas Travel Song’–so it IS another metaphor.

Telamor daags us back to an actual “Christmas Dance Party.” This indie pop reminds us to see and be seen. to be cool. I guess.

We will dance and sing for Christ our holy king, proclaims Wilder Adkins in the quiet folk of “Christmas Dance (Snow Drop).” No grinding slow dances then.

Musicalité turn our celebrations into a swirling stomp circle of ho hoho-o-o ho-o with an old folk shindig of a “Christmas Dance.” Just when it gets going… it’s gone.

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