Oof, this is getting to be too much.
Green Pajamas lets slip a bit of cynicism when they hear “The Carolers’ Song.” Indie can’t help itself.
Blink-182 start to lose it when they hear the whiny, irritating voices of the carolers. They alt-rock the appropriate response “I Won’t Be Home for Christmas” with gusto.
Gwen Stefani don’t need caroling when she needs you “Here This Christmas.” Measure pop.
“Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing” is the flip side of heavenly; metal from Christopher Lee. Try it. Hearing is bleeding.