Is that Santa… on the radio?
On the Citizen Band, erm “The Christmas Band,” Dan and Jay’s Comedy Hour recounts how Santa barely made his epic promise true through shortwave radio. Country rock.
Hilary Duff verifies that “I Heard Santa on the Radio.” Synth pop with extra cheese. She can sing, right? I can’t tell here.
Or is it–Santa’s radio? Zydeco time from Dustin Ray Lantier complains about his used purchase, the “Louisiana Show Truck.” Santa used it, busted the antenna. Tha’s a party.
BLUE ALERT rap advises Don’t ever turn Santas radio while he’s gone mother fucker. Redrum Red ping pongs through “That Holiday Spirit” for all the good and plenty of the bad.
Bill Crosby country rocks “Santa On The Radio (I Wish)” with a request line. Get it? No lap sitting! Phone it in! The honky tonk edge here has got me on my feet.
But “Santa’s Radio Frijole Call In Show” is a fart show. Spoken word from Poochy plays like a sketch of an improv bit.
AI from MMMC signals “Santa’s On The Radio” with doo wop of the preprogrammed sort. It’s the jive-tivity!