Xmas Music Delivery System: Choir (standard)

What delivers music? Singers deliver music! Noticing choirs is only natural when sensing the seasonal sensations.

The Oak Ridge Boys call and response with their country hokum in “Christmas is Painting the Town.” Everybody gather round and sing: la la la la.

Just the kids by themselves can still recognize that for the “Miracle Child” that angels AND other choirs were singing. That’s what you do when you’re The Starshine Singers.

Yes, kid songs can be just as unoriginal. Sing-a-Saurus cultivates “Magical Christmas” from stockings, cookies, choirs, etc with all the magic of a corporate bottom line.

Christmas Time” as moaned about by Sharon Coutanche has singing and ringing and all the -ings. Redundant children’s pop.

Paul Anka knew, even back in 1960, that when bells were ringing, choirs were singing when “It’s Christmas Everywhere.” Symphonic pop. That’s a lot of strings!

In so many words, I’m Dan He’s Dave call out the “Symbols of Christmas.” It’s a laundry list, but the folk strumming is careless and the figurative language is acknowledged, so la de dah.

Ronnie Mislay, just as pointedly, points out that choirs are singing when “It’s Christmas.” Country pop, or at least the worst of both.

More mealy mouthed country from Aurosa, “Merry Christmas, hear the choir sing” sings what it says. Twangy times.

I Remember” sings Barbra Streisand when she would watch choirs singing carols on TV. That was last year, right? Her usual easy listening diva-fest.

Also crooning the obvious, Ray Charles notes choirs singing “This Time of the Year.” It’s like you don’t even have to see them. Slow soul.

Rocking folk Jay Kaje proclaims Choirs burst ye forth in song when “It’s Our Christmas Time.” Slightly better standardization.

Yeah yeah yeah: ringing, singing, Doris Day…. 1950’s “Christmas Story” has all the old timey pop bells and whistlers. Take a picture, it won’t last as long.

More bells and choirs when Jordin Sparks belts out cool R+B explaining “Christmas Time to Me.” Okay, checks out on my list as well.

Kicking back, We Love Christmas watches “Evergreen” and listens to choirs like there’s not a pop song care in the world. Relaxing.

Frankie Avalon croons about this “Christmas Holiday,” but seems appreciative of all the trimmings, as with the choir boys singing. 1962 easy listening pop.

Swinging the basics, “Best Time of the Year” sends Sonic Tree Music (feat. Gary DeMichele) to the stratosphere of cozy fires and Christmas choirs. They make with a mouthful of hi-fi, daddio.

Christmas Choirs are singing/Christian songs;/Heathens are drinking/Promise poeticizes the Magic Epic in “The Christmas Express.” Haunting birthday indie.

Leaning into the cliche, Marshal Keep tells us what “Christmas Is“–and he oughta know, he’s a Christmas kind of guy. Fire and choir rhyme for the endless listing in this ironic pop. Funny.

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