Flatulence has had a day or four on the blog before now. Never mind that.
Nick Mao does the obvious (albeit well) with “Let One Go,” a ‘Frozen’ parody.
Unrelated, 2 Live Jews parody ‘Let It Snow’ with their own tinkly “Let It Go.”
While in the parody mood (with lowered standards) “Please Be A Fart” is Joey Kalico’s ‘Felize’ funning. That’s how you use a karaoke machine!
Chris Rowell & The Jiggi Verandah Band boogie woogie for “The Last Reindeer.” Turns out the gassy ones get last place. ‘Zat okay with Santa??
Tempest Findlay rolls out lounge jazz about how “Santa Farted.” But, it becomes an extortion racket. Not very spirit-of-Xmassy.
Not as aural, “Santa’s Just A Happy Fat Fart” characterizes an old, relaxed workman. Swamp Dogg delivers the blues.
“Let’s Go Fartin’ in a Santa Suit” has Ben Rogers ratchet up the antic country pop. More imagery than necessary, but whatever turns your propellor.
Kyle Dunnigan (feat. Craig) admits “I Farted on Santa” with sprightly showtune melodies. I’m not sensing any regret or remorse.
Kruxy mines the Nativity for “Lo, O Caganer Rejoice!” a church hymnal that breaks a mighty wind. And a mighty dump. It was a manger.
JOVAi slathers AI pop/blues on top of “Tone the Farts Down (For Christmas).” Make it your ringtone, play it for all the fam, it’s not that bad.
Nathan Webb raps a bit about “Christmas Farts.” No sympathy is expected.