Damn That Holiday: Armageddon.afters

John Canoe’s “Post Apocalypse Christmas” is a retro rock dance tune about whether or not to leave the bunker. Sounds fun.

Jonathan’s Post-Apocalyptic Christmas Carols” is extracted from episode 35 of the Through the Aftermath podcast, ‘Through the Intromath, Part 2.’ Video game faux holiday album sampler. Har de har.

Stacking rocks in the folk-rock (partly a take on ‘Three Kings’) “A Post-Apocalyptic Christmas,” Art Elliot seems to have a heavier burden after the fall of humankind. Thanks for the reality check!

A Very Post Apocalyptic Christmas” is ukulele ragtime from Ned Sanders. Upbeat message about fallout and mutated scorpions. Ukes do that.

Crazy Hippie from Oregon chipmunks the pop when God returns, pissed, and introduces a “Post Apocalypse Christmas.” Such is[was] life.

Gruff Rhys ups the pop tempo for the hand-clapping, slowly deteriorating “Post Apocalypse Christmas.” Tips on staving off hunger and working within failing infrastructure included.