Christmas Countdown: 27

Make it a Merry Christmas and leave, croons Paper Route about a messy ex stopping by for Xmas. By the 27th day I’ll have put the tree away for the “City Trucks” to haul off. Be gone by then. A pretty pop tune for a harsh truth.

Freaky Santacan’t wait for December 27th girl. This R+B rapping seduction from Sunset Dreamer Man (feat. Eleni) preys on the lonely AFTER the work is done. Naughty!

October 27 might be too early, still Fralphie Jenkins alt-swoons “Christmas But I Might” like a drunken shopper with a receipt-eating grin. Can’t help yaseff!

Christmas in Hollis But Every Other Beat is Missing” is one of stunts pulled on a DMC classic, and it sounds like December twenty-seventh! Ha to the hardy har.

Long Time Friend has a hippie message for you with appropriate flute looping folk rock in “I’m Just Saying.” 27 shot dead on Christmas, 36 every day of the year… if you need more–song’s got ‘ed.