Not a Bit of It

So what’s a bloke to do when Santa doesn’t come through?

Hoggles Jewelry recounts that time Santa just disappeared in “Fran Spoils Christmas.” This is a sneaky garage party tune, so don’t worry if you wanna party ’bout it.

Tell Santa that the malfeasance wasn’t your fault, honey. RuPaul ameliorates her admission in “Nothing for Christmas” with the Imma child of circumstances routine. Remember 23B… you ready?

Callux argues, threatens, and comes through with the pop happening “Naughty List.” No gifts and you don’t exist, Kringles!