Stuffing the Turkey (BLUE ALERT)

Are you laughing at the sexy times of Christmas in songs gone wrong?

Robert Taylor unabashedly lays into “Merry Sexmas” in a way that you wish he might learn the meaning of abash. A wild and crazy guy.

The Dan Band suddenly realizes that sex is the perfect gift in “I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas,” a fine power ballad of clueless charisma.