HATE Xmas.26

We need another day to address Ebenezer Scrooge inspired songs. Not musical adaptations, but holiday hotcakes to play at home. (Not EVERY such tip of the topper, only those that feature how much he hates. Esp. w/Christmas mentions.)

Ron Doros homebrews his “Ebenezer’s Song” with fine folk finishings. Haunting.

Chris Hensen enters a songwriting contest with the “Bah Humbug Blues.” A bit sloppy and too much of the whole story, but it’s awfully swinging.

Romeo615 gets n-word BLUE ALERT urban rhymin’ with his take on “Ebenezer Scrooge.” Not sure what the Minnie Pearl hogcallin’ is all about, but i likes it.

Funky R+B from Travis Hobson slaps a “Scrooge Song” with some sass. Bah to the hum to the bug. Yeah, like that.

Metal showtune from Black Adidas “Bah Humbug” sparks the lack of joy.

Mississippi Skinny Dippers bluegrass around the country with “Bah Humbug,” tongue in cheek o’ course.

Just as kidding, Tim O’Brien fiddles and banjos over “Bah Humbug.” Mountain life sucks.

Blues for whites, “Bah Humbug” from Danaher & Cloud jazzes and razzes the trappings from the dining room. When does Mama get a break?

Phil Gathany gets jazzy folk rock with “Ebenezer Scrooge.” Coffehouse weird.

Party metal lite with One Hell of a Christmas, something your gramma might get you out of the discount bins because you like that sort of thing, don’t you dear? Still “Bah, Humbug” is coolly singable.

Parody doowop time! “Scrooge You” from Richlove (& all the Something Awful peeps) makes us dance the hate away.

Keep up the comedy with Spanky Woods channeling his Heywood Banks into “Bah Humbug!” Jazzy hollering for the fun of the season.

I only have a corrupted copy of the A Christmas in Bedrock album, but i was after the “Don’t be a Scrooge” Motown hiphoppery Barney lords over Fred. Wild overorchestration to scare you into generosity.

Love Teresa Brewer summarizing the whole ‘Carol’ with her 1953 kidsong “Ebenezer Scrooge.” Spoilers! (Eddy Howard‘s take, not so fun.)