I Want to BELIEVE:XI

So deep into Motown you have to show papers, PJ Morton (feat. Yolanda Adams) want to know “Do You Believe?” I can’t keep my Testifyin’ still.

Hot Breakfast! strums out a mean folk pop “Christmas Is For Believers.” A journey of logic and hope is detailed with all the usual clues. Belief wins in the end.

Bridgette Bryant journeys through the stages of belief with “Do You Believe in Santa?” This spoken word memoir doesn’t end well for non-believers.

Sinner Friends testify that “Santa is Real.” Kooky folk that devolves into sermon. It’s a meeting of Santa Believers Anonymous.

Brandon Wolfe Scott is quite skeptical in his laryngeal pop number “Do You Believe In Santa?” Each question leads to the next question.

The Arches metal out “Santa is Real” with mostly riffing. But they do have a message about your belief system.

Rapping through the inconsistencies KOOPANUT explores the quandary “Can I Believe in You? (Santa Claus).” It’s a fun ride from across the pond.

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Gerry and The Crocodettes give us a way to answer the question “Is Santa Real?” It’s kidsong and it just takes the presents. Rough synth.

Wanting to believe–fighting for it–still counts. I’m talking about Sasha Alex Sloan’s lounge indie “Santa’s Real.” Poor child.

What was really cool music in the ’60s? Well, for a tutorial, try The Villa Capri’s “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” Never mind the whole LOVE business, check out those strings!

Cian Foley stays up to prove “Santa’s Real,” then sings it all indie and whatnot. Years pass… can you guess what the boy grows up to believe?

Alex Smith applies Elvis to the question “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” Spoiler: he doesn’t care what your answer is. He’d rather mockabilly his own beliefs.

Andrew Scotchie rocks lightly over the skepticism to declare “Santa is Real.” Get with it!

To sell it, Roderick Newport works up a bluegrass treatment for his “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” It’s no break-down, so okay to share with the kids.

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Bucky Cash & The Low Point force the folk out of the rock in “Merry Christmas (If You Believe).” It’s not a contest, but you lost.

Southern Dogwood leads Sunday School with the pop quiz “Do You Believe in Christmas?” Santa is NOT one of the answers. Nailed to trees IS an answer.

James Lee Turner gets more secular with “Do You Believe in Christmas?” Lights and stockings get more airplay than God here. He’s name-dropped once. Could be AI, definitely dull pop.

Ben Inglis might require translating subtitles when he pounds club rock in “Do You Believe in Christmas?” Is Scots a dialect of English or nae?

Rebecca Turner dreams a dream only to recommend hugs and kisses when she asks “Do You Believe in Christmas?” Atonal folk (jazz?) that relies on the third eye more than the three French hens.

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I’m not too keen on revisiting the nauseating call-and-response kidsong “Must Be Santa” by its originator Mitch Miller or whoever else. It IS a conclusion drawn about the existence of the Noth Polian. But it’s so tiring… (Even the lugubrious reorchestration by Hugh J. Noble–yeowch). Then i did stumble across a most profane and disturbing parody by Marti and Me. Please have a toilet nearby when you hear this.

Answering with asking, Brian Dewan gently pops the question “Do You Believe In Santa?” Tolstoy and Superman somehow get mixed up in all this. I have so Many Questions.

HorrorScene’s “SantaScene” electronically asks you believe what he saw. He saw Kissing. Believe it.

Also demanding the benefit of the doubt, MJames and Mark seek corroboration when “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.” You have to believe!

Damien Horgan takes a more Neil Diamond approach with “Do You Believe in Christmas?” Makes a strong case here. Well, he’s NO Jesus Christ, but still– Easy Listening with a jazz edge.

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How long did it take before we listened to a Journey parody? A week?! Jen de Melo’s “Don’t Stop Believing (In Santa Claus)” is almost what you hoped for. Awkward.

With great rhymes like Have you tried his pasta sauce? and Are you always grasping at straws? Zansman garage down “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” Let me answer that question With a question: Are you still dating Roz? (Rhymes.)

Thurl Ravenscroft (awesome!) and The King Sisters help out Billy May & His Orchestra with the bass booming kidsong “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” Careful with your answers, there’s a twist.

Navel gazing in a mirror factory, Make Like Monkeys retro rocks the poser “Who Fathered Christmas?” Wait, was it God?!

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Still asking the tough questions, Drekka und Vollmar muddy up “Why Do You Still Celebrate Christmas When You Only Believe in Santa Claus?” with filters and features so you’ll zone out rather than figure out the whole blues mishegas.

Michael Scott Dublin (feat. Sinead Murphy) flips the script when asks “The Sad Fairy (Do You Believe In Me?)” with grating showtune vocals. Well, still magic… so the question of faith remains the same. You gonna?

Speaking o’ magic, Cory Goodrich beseeches in pop folk (tiny tots’ gospel) “Please Believe.” She did use the magic word.

The Oakwood Waits raise the rafters with the gospel chorale “I Believe This is Jesus.” Who are you pointing at?

“Go You Believe Inna Christmas” is the funny-voice Q+A parang from Goddy Goddy & Ryan Mark. It goes in circles but hits the ground dancing.

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Trying again, The Hooves declare with sock hop rock that–when overwhelmed with Xmas–all you can do is believe you had a “Hoof on the Roof.”

Speaking plainly Tyrone and Leslie ask “Why is Santa Every Where?” It’s a folk litany of three-year-olds’ questions. Keep up.

Claiming belief, SLEEPING TIMMY mush-mind the indie “Do They Know It’s Christmas (If It’s Not on Facebook)?” with all the pissy sardonicness they can muster. They might be mad.

Rapping up the uncertainty, Pj Panda side eyes “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” with surprising hope. Hard beat, if not completely upbeat.

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Trying again Kevin James (as Santa) rocks out Sesame Street about how you gotta just “Believe.” All of the monsters there do, seems.

Also again, but slowing down with old age, the incomparable Mel Blanc talk-sings as Bugs Bunny in the 1974 kidsong “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” He gets Socratic in his logic.

Nicole Williamson yowls like a drunk six-year-old in the inconceivably symphonic kidsong “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” Car crashes sound better.

Sir Norman Wisdom (funnyman of British cinema back in the early ’60s) addresses all good (and otherwise) children with his overly orchestrated kidsong “Do You Believe in Christmas?” He’s a crack-up. For himself.

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Trying again, Leo SC raps “Where’s Santa Claus at?” Trying to catch a peek is he.

Homegrown noise from John Guilfoyle makes the question “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” moot. The real question is, can you practice more?

Marcus-Mason tries the reworded route with “Do You Believe in Christmas?” Yes, it’s The Lovin’ Spoonful turned on its holiday. Fun.

The Song Trust chronicles the ages of getting with it–and fighting the peer pressure–with the country twangin’ “I Still Believe in You.”

It must be Christmas somewhere else Essential Logic leads the children in “Do You Believe in Christmas?” Lighthearted Britrock… with lots of kids.

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Trying again, Scott Hearn’s character in the musical ‘Christmas in Hell’ belts out “I Wish That I Believed.” He wants to connect to magic, the season, and hope. It’s regretfully heartfelt.

John Denver and The Muppets make “The Christmas Wish” about you believing. This maudlin middle of the road country bummer really wants what’s best for the whole world. Just so you know, God and Santa get mixed up a whole lot this month.

Seeing is believing, as we’ll see repeatedly here. “See the Big Man Flying” chortles Andy Beisel & The Buccaneers with totes adorbs low country swing. Follow that kid’s finger for yourself.

Perhaps turning away from Jesus, Kelly Galvin fronts “I’ll Believe In Santa If I Want To” by Wild Bill featuring the Whiskey Shivers. She figures more presents that way in this charming bluegrass strummer.