Big Screen: Christmas Eve Pictures

“Can’t Believe” is Eli Carvajal giving up all hope during the pandemic of 2020, even after watching millions and millions of sickening Christmas movies. Uke pop of the weird kind.

“Together At Christmas” has Big Little Lions slapping pop with a hand clapping insistence cherishing traditions (movies!) at that time of the year. Sing-along!.

Movies playing are one more noise in the “Holiday Chaos” from CountrAI, yes that’s AI with a country (sort of) sound. Family fussin’ and feudin’.

Stumbling English piles up the customs in David Cavada’s “Christmas Melody“, a sluggish pop paean to some season somewhere. Movies are in there, i guess.

Sittin’ at the movies your hands in my Christmas jeans, rockabillies Nodrums (with drums) in the where-did-that-come-from “Christmas Jeans“. Holy what? Now i want some. Where did i put that list?!

Big Screen: Three Kings’ Day Odeon

The New Starts Now loves “This Christmas” with the same love they have for you. Twangy country pop, however, dismisses the movies along with the sweaters. I see….

Annoying Orange wants to be on the good boy list, so figures to rap about watching movies with friends in the annoying “Christmas Wrap“. Fail.

Addi Marie’s “Hometown Christmas” sounds like Norman Rockwell, but smells like Hell. Dead-voiced tinkly pop fingers family activities (movies!) like they’re symptoms. Refreshingly, disturbingly odd.

Pair that with Michael Amidei’s “It’s Christmas (And I Don’t Feel A Thing)“, a straight-shootin’ confessional of slow pop disaffected. Time for better help.com.

Big Screen: Santa’s Scene Moving Picture

Chromonicci mashes a Mel Torme sound with a hip hopping backbeat for “Wonderful Christmas.” Tree decoration and hot apple cider pair well, it is sung, with Christmas movies all night. Well, that depends….

When “Every Month Is Christmas” Jonathan R Holman, Mureka figure the movies roll in around November. I guess AI is easily fooled in this pop torment. Those films roll out: All. Year. Long.

In the “Letter To Santa” We Love Christmas get R+B rapping cozy with all the accoutrement (movies, yeah)–but they still want more. I don’t.

The Bingle Jells (feat. Andrew Lloyd Baughman) daub a dismal picture of a “Latchkey Kid At Christmas“. Guess you could watch movies…. Grandly dismal slow pop, mocked with brass. Cool cool cool.

Big Screen: Candlemas Talkies

“At Christmas Time” Dupree & co. watch movies and sip cocoa and all that in some bouncy R+B/rap. Sweet vocal, swollen cliches.

PARIS The Prince used to love all those traditions but with the onset of “Frostbite” he’s taken a second, R+B pop look at y’all. It’s not yule, it’s him.

Movies playing on repeat is what “Mistletoe Love” means to Ryan Rane and Noah Strykes. Brothers creeping on you with pop folk is not how i wanna go.

“I’ve Got You, You’ve Got Me (Merry Christmas)” is some fine punk caroling from Ordersixty-six. Their movie tradition is Die Hard one two but not three. Santa outro. Well done.

Big Screen: Twelfth Night Photodrama

“Darling, It’s Cold Out” by Cassiøpeia is a pining portrait of indie needs that may be blaming holiday romcoms on the need for winter romancing. Breathy ultralight pop with a bossa nova beat.

Electronic queer pop from Europe sets OIOIOIO to redo “Parson Brown” as a reaching sooo hard for the rhyme poem of inconsequence. (He’s hosting his Christmas party by showing movies!)(Snicker!)

Christmas movies they move me, avers Lachlan Ondre (feat. Lyn) in the R+B on again rap off again “The Bells Ring“. Pedestrian, yet i can’t help but clap along.

“Merry Christmas To You” sings Aaron Layne with the usual suspects of nog, movies, carols. But the jazz band shtick fronted by a strong uke line sells me.

Big Screen: That Time of the Year Flicker

Marlete Volz’s movies are homemade, but a big sore point. “All Christmas Does” is remind her you’re gone. Barely hanging in there vocals over slow symphonic pop.

Keyla is more convincing with her sultry snarling R+B “My Christmas Blues“. Even with enough movies and cookies, joy not gonna happen. He gotta come home. Damn.

Niquio claims there’s “More To Christmas” than presents and movies. His soaring pop diva delivery makes me believe. Hand me the remote.

Josefine Luna traps a childhood memory in amber with her breathy country/pop “Christmas Day“. Movies on repeat may have more to do with her upbringing than the season, sadly.

Big Screen: Natale Cinema

Jake Hadrick dutifully synthesizes out the list of wintry attributes (movies!) in a sort of rap for “A Christmas to Remember“. What was i talking about again?

More confidently Teauxbba childchants “Ho-Ho-Host a Christmas Party“. I wouldn’t say no; sounds fun. And the movies are for inspiration, not a party activity.

Haylee Joe would prefer to ditch the overplayed movies for a better Xmas treat: a big man. Overplayed–albeit calm–flirty pop delivers “Santa, Did You Get My Letter?”

AI to the rescue! Eh I By brings us “Christmas Movie Nights“, where we’re back to title-dropping with morals attached. Country rock of the boot scooting sort.

Big Screen: 12/25 Picture Show

Those Christmas movies; They seem to be on every channel… cheesy pops iSeeMusic (feat. Devyn Rush) for the trying to hard “Christmas Everyday“. Love blah blah forever, you know.

Kendra Williams filter-slurs “My Boo“, as in Can you be my–? for, you know, watching Christmas movies right by the tree. It’s all about attitude, not message though in this overproduced love letter.

Unrequited indie love from Rhys Prosser sets the moody for “Snow for Sand“. In this overthought out review of all the sights of the holidays (incl. movies), he realizes she’s not that into him. He tries to make the best of it.

Benedicta comes on strong with lounge piano pursuing a persnickety paramour in “ChristmasTime“. Not holding out much hope, the way she noodles it.

Big Screen: Merry Multiplex

5 Chinese Brothers rock the country with an odd tale that smushes reality with cine-magic in “And to All a Good Night.” ‘Santa Conquers the Martians’ gets a meme!

During a “California Snow” Kathryn Anne Davis catches a few holiday shows. Plunky new age indie.

William the Angel learns of Yuletide customs in the indie rock “What Do I Find There?” Rob Mathes takes us there with gentle criticism.

Big Screen: Festive Films

Robert Lund uses a medley of carol tunes to criticize how December is full of Oscar hopeful releases. “Pinecones and Halle Berry” poops all over those gutwrencing dramas.

Randy Rainbow actually sings the love themes in “The Christmas Movie Medley“, but as ‘Home Alone’s (not a) hit song is included–and Randy’s cool–we’ll allow it.

Boogie woogie implies wildly “It’s No Christmas” without all the denouements of Christmas movies fulfilling their endings. Woo hoo, Larson Lee.