Women want Santa, men want Santa, all God’s self-identifiers want Santa.
Like with Garlic Junior who twirls the pop diva curlies singing “I Want Santa to Fuck Me.” Those hormones are helping you hit the high notes!
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Women want Santa, men want Santa, all God’s self-identifiers want Santa.
Like with Garlic Junior who twirls the pop diva curlies singing “I Want Santa to Fuck Me.” Those hormones are helping you hit the high notes!