GARY is short for Garrick, Garrison, Gareth, Garfield, Gerald, Edgar… there’s more. But it probably just means pointy stick. So, get on his good side.
The Ring-a-Tangs are up for some Xmas games when they call out “Where’s Gary?” Kidsong rock. Play along!
Li’l Gary sings “Li’l Gary Sings Have a Holly Jolly Christmas“. I’m pretty sure anyway. Couldn’t tell by listening. Lite country backdrop.
Missing you, _Patrickconnor whines in his “Cynical Christmas Song“–even debasing himself enough to reference Gary Barlow’s silly love songs.
Uncle Gary dedicates The Christmas Story to Bobby in “The Christmas Light“, cornball church music from a couple generations ago.
Uncle Gary’s back and drunk for Theory of a Deadman’s “Missing You This Christmas“. Starts metal, then morphs into power pop. Disappointing.
Finally Uncle Gary sings Bing in the overly generous ode to Christmas singers in “Memories of Christmas” from Leonski (feat. GregVK). Brit solemn pop.
davecat wishes “Merry Christmas Gary” from the hall outside the recording studio. Strictly pop.
Glacier Zest wants Gary freed from Santa’s clutches in the sloppy rap “FROSTY DAY“. Radio edit, but it still doesn’t track.
Gary has been dropping coin to dress her, but Queen Elizabitch III still suffers from “Stocking Envy (alternate version)“. BLUE ALERT for high pitched indie pop.
The JFK’s delivery “Gary Boyd’s Christmas Carol” with a gargling accent, so i’m only guessing it’s BLUE ALERT.
The Saint’s brother, “Gary Claus” (plumber by trade) is spotted bearing it up by Steve Hamby in a motel bar. Let the country carol commence.
“A VERY GARY CHRISTMAS!” is ska you didn’t know you needed by Combustible NUTS! Lively as mistletoe on fire–despite the negative holiday message. [The Church St Tabernacle Choir cover it for them–what a vocal difference!]