GARTH is English for gardener. I couldn’t find cool Xmas songs for Gardners so this’ll have to do.
In Jason Beers’s “Garth’s Wish List“, Garth names hisself and offers gift ideas for himself . From you. Spoken over calliope.
Uncle Garth wants File Thirteen to know when “It’s Christmas“. He’s got a lot to say ’bout then. Deranged pop with a bit of the ol’ doo wop. (No, it’s funny.) (Do NOT call Karen!)