While a variation of Carl, CHARLES has achieved such fame (due to Charlemagne?) it does get its own post.
Not sure if we’re digging into Thomas the Tank Engine, but “Choo Choo Christmas Night” has a scary train named Charles. BabyxGame brings the AI sinister in lieu of pop.
Too loopy to apply to celebrity, “Charles” by Exit 605 summarizes the Peanuts Xmas special with backwards tracks and Stephen Hawking vocals.
From the Rudolph special, “Charlie in the Box ( This Christmas Rocks)” by Charles Lindstrom sets the misfit toy stardom into the heavens. Gospel heights. I am not kidding.
Hold onto your novelty hats! “A Vacuum Is Not a Christmas Gift” is the argument AGAINST Chuck, who argues with Santa for its realization. City Prices goes folk pop all out on this serious as suck song.
“When Christmas was Cancelled” seems to be an history lesson about Oliver Cromwell doing that titular deed and King Charles resisting. There’s pilgrims and Jamestown in there. Holy crow. Daniel J Gaudet blows showtune.
Also skirting the cultural touchstones, “Citizen Kane Christmas” [studio] contrasts money and happiness. Charles Foster Kane may have been a loser especially during the holidays, according to Spyder Darling’s over-enunciated garage. Yet, i’d swap.
“We Are Charlie Kirk” claims to be a Christmas parody using music from a violent video game and touting the Christian virtues of intolerance and vengeance. Your the Best [sic] delivers your isolationist needs.
“What Charlie Wants for Christmas” from Dr. BLT may be in honor of the same martyr, but suggests world peace and freedom of speech as the folk thumping ideals.
Ruining more songs, AI delivers “Charlie’s Christmas Ride” about hitching with Santa. Paul Carafotes takes credit, but it’s mediocre pop at best.
Cassel’s “Charlie Goes Skiing” follows the existential crisis of a young Brit and the experimental rock of his deliverance. Whoa.
Sorry Dude’s “A Very Charlie Christmas” involves more wintery outdoors. But AI jazz rock melts all to slop.
AI dwells a bit oddly on “Charlie’s Christmas Cookies” by Shu Chen Hou. A fun childhood frolic becomes the meaning of life and death in this symphonic work.
Almost palatable, “Charlie & Me (A Christmas Memory)” is AI from New Song New Heart with a recognizable country sorrow to it. (Charlie’s his dog.)
Celtic AI sounds like “When Charlie Saved Christmas“, Steve Kovach’s cat hero adventure. [He fixes the sleigh.]
The alternative might be the lowest common denominator of “Chuckie the Dead-Toothed Drunkard“. BLUE ALERT nasty humor from Cat in a Box. No sin goes unturned.
Funky time! “Charlie Was a Snowman” is a playful screed from Pierre Komen. Melts me. [F’r contrast’s sake try the big band AI of Jazzy Hustle’s “Charlie the Snowman“. Hmmm.] [Or the ‘novelty’ BLUE ALERT AI pop from Fat Elvis & Friends Sing BS. Uh oh.] [Or the hyperactive kids’ version from B2 Kids. Uhhh.] [Then Earl Pep’s AI gospel pop “Charlie Kirk the Snowman” just alienates.]
Neil Sedaka’s “Baby’s First Christmas Lullaby” names Amanda and Charlotte, so i’m not sure which one’s newborn. But it’s gentle pop.
Glove Compartment’s “Christmas Is Ruined” begins at the office Christmas party for a romantic breakup. Then Charlotte from accounting happens by…. Piano rock opera like from the ’80s. Groovy.