Dorothy seems to be you, provided you are a dinosaur, in The Wiggles’ “Will You Dance With Me Around The Christmas Tree?” Kidsong with a hint of psychedelia. Okay then.
Why Don’t We make with the music, not the meaning so much, in the R+B love assault “With You This Christmas“.
“Are You Coming Home for Christmas?” wonder The Webb Brothers with rocking love.
Tom Odell means well, but will be “Spending All My Christmas with You (Next Year)“. Timing, my man. Bluesy rocking pop.
Wheelchair Full of Men center me into a novelty universe with the barely BLUE “Merry Christmas, You Son of a Bitch“. It’s an off key indie toast to an alcoholic.
While novelized, let’s give an ear to Waylan St. Palan & The Magic Elves ragtime declaiming “You’re Off the List“. He knows when YOU’re naughty, not when I’m naughty.