Christmas might be the festival of god, but BLUE ALERT MCF4dden sings about “Santa tha Rapa (Weihnachten BDSM)“–that’s not a Deutsch misspelling of rapper–who is up to No good At All. OMG. Raspy rap.
To balance out that degradation, saccharine country rock celebrates the festival of love in “Hoofbeat Street.” Not sure where this thoroughfare is, but i presume there’s sleighing left and right. Corny as high as an elephant’s eye.
Dated mixes media for the Lovecraftian horror of “The Festival.” Spoken word bordering on rap, this descent into rural tradition may cause unnecessary yearning for urban overcrowded Santalands.
Further, “The Festival” by the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society takes ‘Wassailing’ and twists the merriment into madness, as sometimes does occur. Help!
Ye Banished Privateers preach to concertina in their “Festival Days.” BC, you know, celebrating Christmas was illegal once. So cut it out. Spoken.
Let’s settle on the ironic side eye for Hallmark Christmas festivals as garage rocked by Hidden Horizon in “The Day After Halloween (It’s Christmas Again!).” Ha ha ha.