Now that you gots that string-box for Xmas, wocha goyen dew?
That’s the question Sugarland struggle with. Brother got a bike, and I just got this “Little Wood Guitar.” Plaintive country, but it has hope.
Bree Sullivan’s new gift greets him, but in his “Green Guitar Christmas” he can’t play Elvis. Britpop.
Christian and Brandon Cordes rock out “Where Are You, Santa Claus?” with a letter so personal he leaves them an electric guitar. They thank him, rockfully.
All Isaac Stancill needs is his tree and his guitar for an “Acoustic Christmas.” Gentle country ballad that comes off damn sincere.
Birthing Stirrups, on the other hand, needs lessons “Learning to Christmas.” Awful musically, brave theatrically.
Apparently playing itself the AI “Christmas Guitar Harmony” brought to life by Niboyeang, Atsadakorn Kapookkham is waste-of-time pop wishing it was doo wop.
Just as empty, “Christmas in the Honky Tonk Bar” credited to Dakimo Music pits guitar against juke box. But not that interestingly.
“Dad’s Christmas Guitar” is middle of the road folk from Kristen J. Lloyd. It’s nostalgic, misty, and country-maudlin. If that’s your thing, it’s pretty good.
Atco MC’s “Guitar Santa” is all about the country and the western. And the joy. And a hard rock solo.
“Santa and the Mellow Double Guitar Solo” is seriously rocking from Robby Grant’s Vending Machine. I am not going to check the slot for change.
There’s always room for swing! “Christmas Swing” by Swing lab loves Lo features Santa hitting the ax. Gently, though, gently.That’s nice.
When “Santa Plays Guitar” he plays surf rock, at least how Crawford Smith tells it. Wailing.
One more thing you might do with your guitar is eat it. Confused explains via “Chocolate Guitar (Unmixed, Unmastered & Unloved).” Lovingly awful pop.