One of the downsides of being a mall Santa is the job. It’s not all guffaws and giggles. It’s, at times, tough.
From the Something Awful Christmas album, Ian Jenner outlines the requirements of the gig with the uncertain rock stumbler “Mall Santa 2.” It’s not pretty.
An Teeder runs out the road (garage) rock for the travails of the traveling “Mall Santa.” Feel the chimney, man.