Category: rock

Free for alls in the winter wonderland begin with teens, but get even nastier with maturation. Bring a helmet!

You know when it’s gone beyond kid play when the FIGHT is emphasized in the “Snowball Fight Gone Wild“. Sandra Tingalay helms AI garage rocking in which family members deal with their simmering grudges.

Johnny & The Raindrops rock hard while dreaming of a “Kung Fu Christmas“. Snowballs are listed among the many disciplines.

MxPx’s “Late Great Snowball Fight of 2006” is punk with a melody. Names are taken in this melee. Great energy, as there should be.

“Snowball Fight” from Ensemble de violoncelles de Montréal resorts to shovelfuls of ice. Not nice. Caterwauling pop.

The Burstein Boys show no remorse with their jangling garage light “Snowball Fight“. Better run for your life!

“Snowball Fight” by Los Banditos de Christmas comes in as the blues (from being hit in the head).

No Defense! from the AI pop “Snowball Fight Fiesta“. Wait, is Children’s tunes implying you’re EATing what’s thrown? With hot sauce?

Jeff Postlewaite takes on ‘Fight Song’ with his “Snowball Fight Song“. You will scream in agony, he professes. Parody’s not that bad, dude. Chill.

The Bradfords rock pop with their “Snowball Fight“. No quarter may be given by these merciless kids. I’m out.

It sounds (to me) like Santa’s blooded in Kyla Gabon’s ethereal indie “The Snowball Fight“. Haunting, despite the gore.

Nyco Nemesis uses nostalgia to indie folk the tearjerking “Snowball Fight“. How is this youthful tussle romantic??

“Let’s Have a Snowball Fight!” where the famous last psychedelic pop words of Chad Thomas Johnston as a child before he lost the love of his little sister forever. Lesson not learned.

Perhaps from the same incident, Keziah Katarina Vinci regrets her childhood “Snowball Fight” with all over the place indie keyboard threats. Yikes.

Mr. Ben brings a childish wonder to his “Snowball Fight!” but i rather suspect first-time drug use. Pushy indie.

GB13 brings the irony to the garage kidsong “Ponyville Snowball Fight“. Yeah, drugs.  

The Challenges question their particular “Snowball Fight” for conspiracy. Poorly recorded hyper pop, but quite evocative.

Rolie Polie Guacamole claims everyone loves a “Snowball Fight“. I am becoming persuaded that punk is the best method setting this conflict.

Thrice a Chuckle almost makes their brand of power parody punk with their “Snowball Fight“. It’s shoving and shouting and–no holds barred!

Sam Mulligan almost goes full kidsong, but his “Snowball Season” is a jamming pop rock mashup of cruelty and gaiety.

Concave Onion hashes the garage with a loosey goosey “Do a Song About a Snowball Fight“. What a wonderful mess.

The PH Project has to choose between dodging angels and… a “Snowball Fight“. They dodge into a dive bar instead. The next morning: build a snowman or…. Two step RnR.

A few years back i did post about the exchange of compacted frozen crystals hurled adversarially from teams like an outdoor dodgeball. This something practiced for more than half a millennium, perhaps longer but only historically recorded that long before. No actual fatalities have been recorded (not from the balls themselves anyway–we’re much to damaged an intelligence not to kill one another in EVERY setting imaginable), and the Japanese have created a professional sport based on this (Yukigassen)… so, let’s play!

One, two, three strike–yer out! for “The First Snowball of the Season” Golden Orchestra & Singers put their lyrics to ‘Take Me Out’. Okay.

Kids Storybook Songs is an AI front for entertaining wee ones. Their “Snowball Fight” has all the lilt of a real children’s pop song, yet none of the inherent violence of an actual snowball fight.

The Lyrical Lanterns laugh and dodge in their AI-leaning country “Snowball Fight.” All the pop charm of collegiate cheerleading.

Zippy Kids teaches us friend-building with their “Snowball Fight“. It’s everything you can’t stomach in a kidsong.

Johanna Lewis musters enthusiasm to sell the off kilter “Throwing Snowballs“. It impresses me as good soundtrack music for a zombie flick.

With slightly better kidmusic, Eli Kids reveals Real Friends MISS when they play “Snowball Fight“.

The Christmas Times races the beat with their better kidsong “Snowball Fight“. Decaf cocoa for you, kidsong!

Happy Melody Town unleashes orchestration for their “Snowball Pop“. In the ear results in giggling in this kidsong AI-relative.

Catchy Kids Club recruits fantasy for “Snowy Owl’s Snowball Fight“, more AI with upbeat mischief (NOT violence). There’s worse things snowy owls could do to bunnies and squirrels after all.

Then these guys utilizes Disney’s Frozen characters for their AI “The Snowball Fight Song II“. Copyright fun!

Back to Animalia! “The Penguin Snowball Fight” from Magic Tuna twists AI up to country rock levels without apology. Much sneakier, these critters.

“Snowball Fight” for Joanie Calem involves a nifty insider trick. Listen carefully to the kidsong to tell what it is.

The Backyardigans strategize better for their “Snowball Fight“. Showtune.

Bart4Kids AIs the pop for “The Snowball Fight“. Missing, but a blast. For you.

Kids Joi make it inadvertently sad when it’s a “Snowball Fight with Mom“. Sad lonely kids (in an arthritis medicine commercial), i’d wager. AI whistling pop.

Tiny Tunes UK allow for Australian Xmas fun with the odd AI rocker “The Tomato Snowball Fight“. No snow, no problem!

OMG, how many versions of this game/dance for the holidays can there be?!

Debbie Doo Kids’s “The Christmas Hokey Pokey” is direct and hard rocking, for kidsong that is.

Shanti Children’s Music is more traditional with “Santa’s Hokey Pokey” naming each aspect of that old elf (‘ceptin’ his big belly) to poke in a shake all about.

Yoyo’s “Reindeer Pokey” subs in animal parts to listen for and respond with.

Little Baby Bum’s “Christmas Hokey Pokey” features elves, reindeer, and Santa. ‘Sgettin’ crowded on the dance floor/excercise mat.

Not to be left out, Dr. Sean allows “The Snowman Pokey” to poke the carrot.

A weird rebrand, “Christmas Hokey Cokey (Nativity Song With Lyrics)” via Daniel England Ministries offers young uns the chance to know His love, rather than shake it all about.

The Lemay Odyssey returns us to novelty adulthood with “The Christmas Hokey Pokey“, a RnR bitchfest of holiday headaches. THAT’s what it’s all about. Ouch.

Comics squeeze dollars out of any venue they can. Xmas day event?? Pay is better than family! Besides, the trauma fuels the humor.

Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear kills and dies in the “North Pole Comedy Club.” He’s da bomb.

More raw, “The Bob Narley Show Christmas Comedy 2006” is a Pete da Elf special that runs the gamut of insult to injury.

“Holiday Road Comic” is the exceptional if improvvy rock ballad from Matt Braunger & Mike Phirman about whether there’s anything such as a Xmas night show. The screaming and weeping suffering tickles me.

Burnt Pizza gets slurry in their over-celebrated “Christmas Celebration.” It may be all a big show, or a big show off. But i believe.

Neon Cough also gets meh all over their “Christmas Celebration.” I think they’re just trying to be cool, as the indie tones indicate. (The pageantry is such a bore….”)

Pallas rocks a “Christmas Celebration” pretty hard, might be a Scots thing. As it’s prog, imma go with it.

Is “The Scary Caroler” merely a metaphor and not a singer? Lambchop puffs up his poetry with carnal imagery and metonymy enough to choke a wassailer.

“I Shot a Caroler” is the micro-short of a song from Sleigher. Screaming garage about something awkward that happened just outside the garage.

The Summer Januaries belt out not-quite-retro folk rock about becoming a “Christmas Caroler Mercenary” as an alternative to just sucking. It’s how he meets her. Happily sung after.

Has Santa Claus got time to form a band? Has anyone?

“Santa’s Music Band” is the instructional children’s song from Maureen Conlin. Choose your instrument and you can play along, like kids do.

Leonard Wolf comes out and asks you–yes, YOU–to join “Santa’s Band.” Country rock that bashes kidsong.

Frosty the Rock Star supplants music with AI by means of “Santa’s Got His Rock Band.” Sorta like rock. He’s rocking around the moon.

Again with the AI from Children’s Tunes becomes “Reindeer Rock ‘n’ Roll.” Less R’n’R than sqidgey pop.

Who is that “Rockin’ Around the Sleigh” right here? It’s Santa’s band, as AI rocked from KIMSUNGHOON.

“Santa’s Workshop Rock Band” is the off key country rock version by The Ab3. That’s one playful guitar.

Rich Chambers rocks so hard, he claims “Santa’s Rockin’ Band” invented Rock and Roll. Hard to dispute.