Dancing with My Twelfth (Month of the Year)

Kelly Clarkson belts out “Every Christmas” as if by sheer volume she could entice you home. Lounge diva hollering.

Tommy Lellan has so much love to give, but is “Alone on Christmas“. Easy listening pop that dares to reveal how much this sucks.

Also hating it, Ben Smith calls out loneliness on the “Feast of Steven“. Dirge-like indie with a sense of the triumphal later on. It’s a journey.

5 Alarm’s “Holly Jolly Lonely” is a bluesy rocking sojourn of sorrow. If a tree is decorated with no one around, does it help?

Bobby Allen & Exceptions miss their baby, crying tinselly “Lonely Christmas Tears“. This in fact is the blues.

All by My Elf

Brian Lim wallows in the alone with the jazzy indie “Season’s Change”, a light metaphor for being left. Then continues with the salsa beat jazz pop “New Year’s Eve”, an invitation to make him plussed one.

Cold, snow-covered footsteps, unenjoyed fire… The Moody Blues lament “A Winters Tale“. Prog indie that asks, if a song is sung in the forest does it make a difference?

Make Like Monkeys take Wham’s “Last Christmas” and reimagines it with a boss retro beat. This is a whole ‘nother way suffer! No one should be lonely at Christmas!

A Lonesome Prayer” by 3JS is a cowboy pop tribute to the sad sacks who get nuttin’ from Santa’s sack.

Encore! Okay, they’re back with “Found Love for Christmas“–more retro pop on the verge of breaking that whole alonely curse for the holidays.

Heartbreak Hot-elf

L&R rap over the metal of “Single Guys Need Food But Stores Are Closed“. It’s a Christmas reference for those bros who need routine to lead fulfilled lives.

Lloyd and Debby Lytton embody the existential angst of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with their blues ballad “Show Me the Light“. Does anyone know this ’98 cartoon movie?

The Christmas Cards rhyme Christmas with loneliness in their slow-mo pop “Christmas Present“. Sentimental pop leaning into easy listening.

The Eggnog Crew present a “Christmas Miracle” when brandy begins to speak to the loneliest drunk ever. Experimental blues a la Tom Waits. Funny, in a horrible way.

Promising he’s on his way home, Sanford is impelled by you being “All Alone on Christmas“. It’s country pop with just a skoosh of blues. Hope it helps.

I’m So Snowsome I could Die

Static Cadets make a shaggy dog out of “The (new) Christmas Song“, a slow burn of misery and distractedness. Intimate, confessional indie.

Swamp Ass and the Meat Sweats scream up a metal storm when they’re “Alone for the Holidays“. They burn out quickly (with cautious bleeping), so you can breathe after.

Cowboy country time. Dave Dudley makes maudlin with “Lonely Christmas Again“. Some overlap with last month’s without you theme, so let’s make the distinction clear. Missing you is a singular thing. Loneliness is every[one]thing.

Slowing the moodiness, “Alone For The Holidays” pits Adrian Glynn, Nat Jay against the void. More country, now with western. He’s cryin’; she’s bitchin’.

Only the Holly

Chancellor Arnold sings “The Christmas Song” about hurt and emotional distance. But it’s preppy indie with a drunkenly pronounced rhythm. You explain that.

Concave Onion’s “Funky Time Christmas” is technically about an unattended tree and unrequited wishlists, but it stands up via funk. So that’s weird.

Nyco Nemesis wants to share the warmth with you. Why? Because “Winter was Lonely“. New Age indie with atonal girlishness. I don’t know what that means.

Christmas will be Just Another Lonely Day” pops Brenda Lee contrasting your joy to her boy-lessness. It’s a slow dance. Go figure.

12/25 is the Loneliest Number

Darling statistics like to reveal the great number of people today who suffer isolation in our overpopulated world. Brazil self reports over half the pop is lonely. Social media overusers claim to have no real friends. We’re all in this together, right?

Then there’s the most family-oriented, romantic, friend-gathered holiday of them all: Xmas. God is love and Santa is giving and stores want you to come on back now, y’hear. But for many, this ideal deepens the chill and heightens the emptiness. Those commercials, i’m telling you, really rub it in.

I’m not entirely sure if featuring a month of solstice solitude will achieve cathartic relief for us or drive us toward the beckoning arms of self harm… but, gotta stay busy.

Start with the blues, amiright? Marc Broussard claims to be coming home when it’s “Almost Christmas“. I hope it’s the solution he needs right now. Home can be standoffish.

Metal to balance: “You’re Alone on Christmas Eve” from Aristocorpse is probably BLUE ALERT (mine ears can not discern so, but i’d expect no less).

Also more mood than word, B. Wells (feat. DaVan Official) rap out “Christmas Time!” as if that were a bad thing.

Brad and Barry turn down the indie rock to 11 with the blubbering “I’ll be Alone for Christmas“. Not introspective so much as it is deflated. Catching the mood just by listening, so–affective AF.

“I Threw All You Photos into the [Open] Fire”

SayWeCanFly is all business in “Merry Christmas, I Miss You“. Altrock attitude outlines a coffee shop encounter gone wrong.

I’ll Miss You At Christmas” is what happens when a good song gets worked over by a talent three decades too late. E for effort, M. J. Moore. Pop deflated.

Then Mariah Carey showed up and showed us how to overdo it. “Miss You Most (At Christmas Time)” does what it needs to and not one pop more.

Still prefer Bowling for Soup’s quirk in “I Miss You Most On Christmas“. Not an essential novelty, but it rocks the calendar.

How about a bit of the ol punk and out when Rancid rocks out “X-Mas Eve (She Got Up And Left Me)“. Sudden. Yet heart rending.

“I Never [Orna]ment Anything to You, Did I?”

Picking over the bluegrass folk, 30 Pounds of Bone scry “You Can’t Break Up At Christmas (So Let’s Get It Over With)“. That’s the saddest banjo i ever heard.

One of the funniest country numbers i ever ran before, “Break Up Before Christmas” from Corey Hunt and the Wise advises the men out there how to manage their holiday budget.

Dude York’s “Break Up Holiday” is rock that deserves a rewind as well. Classic.

Also inordinately fond of “Breakup For The Holidays” Migratory Animals, a brazen electronic pop in your face.

Jellyrolling the ragtime Goldentusk pulls out the piano bar stops singing “I’m Breaking Up with You for Christmas“. But he’s just telling you now, so what’d you get him? (Rotten to the encore.)

“I’ve Already Thrown All Your [Red] Suits Out the Window Into the Street”

Christmas Without You” is an over serious skit by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton, but that’s just right for corporate country western.

(It Just Can’t Be) Christmas Without You” is a gentler folk pop from The Four Oh Six All Stars. But then they all join hands and sing together. What th-

Swinging cool, Michael J Handley croons through “Christmas Without You” like it’s you suffering, not him. Blasé the Lord.

James and Mark jumble up the electronics with shouted feelings for “Christmas Without You“, a blast from the ’70s. An excellent mess.

“You Deserve Better [Not Pout, Better Not Cry]” BLUE ALERT

Cori Connors covers Tarja’s observance how much “You Would Have Loved This“. (This = winter.) She packs a punch in this soft indie pop with power vocals.

Also hemmed in by the winter weather, Alison Trelfa doodles around easy listening jazz with “It’s Not Christmas Without You“.

David McMullen’s “Christmas Without You” is just as bathetic, and he’s ready to yacht rock call it all off.

What the funk? Don Lee’s “Black Christmas” is especially dark without you. Turn it up.

James Coyle begins mid-breakup with the poignantly mean-spirited “A Very AIDS-y Christmas“. BLUE ALERT, but hilarious (if you ask me) pop. An encore of comic excess.