Month: December 2025

X-Games: Brit Sport

The UK don’t play proper games, but have Queensbury rules and fans kill each other more than sportsmen do.

In Len Maxwell’s album Merry Monster Christmas, the Mummy and Igor tell jokes until “Christmas Games” are suggested. Darts are thrown at and by these Old Worlders. Brit adjacent comedy.

Santa seems more gentile when playing darts, as THEY do (at a bar) in “Where the Santas Meet“, the New Age smelling indie from Fetching Pails.

“Opening Day (The Christmas Song remake)” by way of GiftTime Rugby might teach you a thing or two. But more scrimbo than Crimbo.

Clondalkin RFC 2006’s “The Night Before Clondalkin Rugby Christmas” might not do that, but retains its dignity better.

Football/soccer/whatever is hard to track down, so i’ll settle for The Dimmer Twins’s “Three Aussie Kings“. Expurgated parody for the whole family.

Backyard cricket in just another “Queensland Christmas” from Those Folk describes the fun and games from Down Under. Swinging pop.

Likewise “Christmas In The Summer” by Echidna Candy Store in which The cricket’s on in the background every day and in the backyard every night for the holidays.

Then there’s true admiration when “Oh Christmas Time Is Cricket Time” is sung as if a national anthem by The Dimmer Twins (Mick & Keef). Parody of ‘Tannenbaum’.

X-Games: Bowling

Paul Kelly’s “Behind the Bowler’s Arm” waiting for the day after Xmas to hit the lanes. Gentle and thoughtful folk rock, surprisingly.

For Laura Dern and the Dinosaurs, bowling is just something else to do with their “Christmas Friend“. Cautious garage.

Joel Kopischke enlarges the parody universe with “Bowling Wonderland“. It strikes.

Dr. BLT (feat. Roxie FT) hollers about Santa in his country pop “Candy Cane Lanes“. Ol’ Nick’s a baller.

X-Games: BINGO

Community halls for the hopeless call of a carol or two! B-Joyful!

Snook merely sets “Bingo Balls” to ‘Jingle Bells’ so don’t get too merry.

Liam McKenna and friends amp the reverb beyond discernibility for “The Turkey Bingo Has Been Postponed (Until Further Notice)“. It’s a holiday bummer of a slow pop song.

With all the hedonism of a Saturnalia, ArtAcoustic’s “Christmas Time in Adelaide Tonight” carries on wantonly with sloppy club rock. Someone’s gonna yell out BINGO….

X-Games: Contests [BLUE ALERT]

Sometimes the holidays is just about being the best. How is this judged? Who cares, shut up, you lose.

Contests on the deck is part of “Christmas In Florida” by Guitar George Pjevach. Not sure what games are played, though Limbo is mentioned. Losers get Triple Sec, so–let’s go!

The BLUE ALERT “Christmas Contest (Judged by Me)” is a personal test to find who’s the best lady. The Power of Truth rocks pop while giving oral exams.

“The Contest of the Holly and the Ivy” from Cassie and Maggie is more gentile and folk Celtic to balance out that other thing. I can’t tell who won… anybody?

Clear a path to the bathroom! Monica Mathern’s “Yuletide Eggnog Chugging Contest” brings out the worst in all takers. Emerging rock.

Dr. BLT borrows Pachelbel to help tell of the “Christmas Rap Contest“. Yeah, it’s rap. Mostly.

AI to the rescue! Rodney Munch’s “The Company’s Ugly Sweater Contest” gets BLUE ALERT competitive in the worst way. Who’s first and who’s worst? Pop music with some metal edges goes after Susan. Look out!

X-Games: Dreidel Winning

“Crank That Kosha Boy” by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E has strategies and dance mooves for the serious playa. Klezmer rap.

Rockabilly (why not?) propels “Oh Dreidel” from The Yule Logs into the winner’s circle.

Jackie Beat plays to win in “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel“, a drag queen’s mushy pop wish.

The minimalist “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel!” by Schoolyard Heroes hurls out the scores and name of the game in rising metal excitement. Take cover.

Dr. Dreidel gets down and dirty with “It’s Dr. Dreidel“. He lives it. He raps it. He is it.

In “DREIDEL” Gary Da Gawd is winning, winning, winning. But he’s cool with it. BLUE ALERT rap.

I’m going to say the best way to win is to cheat. “Dreidel Bird” by The Macaroons is not made of clay, but is a bird. Game over! Pop with a hint o’ blues.

X-Games: Dreidel Playing

Variations on the Dreidel song include “Funky Dreidl (I Had a Little Dreidl)“, a retooling by Chicago a cappella that invokes mysticism. Groovy.

Brave Combo’s “Hey, Little Dreidel” rocks the klezmer to positive effect. EDM, my little Semites.

You’ll get out what you put in, advises The LeeVees in “Nun Gimmel Heh Shin“, a folk observation more than a tutorial. Nearly zen.

“Spin The Dreidel” by Dave Feldstein is all about the entirety of Hannukah, but the rocking treatment draws those of us who need to into converting.

Spiritual treatment from Ruth Weber spins “The Dreydl Sing Along” into a confusing rafter raiser. Hallejewyah.

AI strikes again when “Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel” by Drenai Empire celebrates the joy of the game with synthed pop.

Using an old Celtic tune and a random gaff track Izzy Schneerson blows some bluegrass into “Chanukah Spin My Dreidel Fill My Seidel“. Beats me all to gimmel.

It’s a high stakes game when you recall “Your Savior Spun a Dreidel“.  Hugo Hesse jams this folk blues session with lotsa chord exercises and comparative religious hypotheses.

Christmas parody? “A Dreidel Wonderland” by Doug & Lisa is an unplugged journey through table top play. Fun!

Spinning is possibly not a fair game when “High on Hanukkah” by· Micah E. Wood (feat. Seth Kibel). Modulated blues rock with a smeary funk that leaves you with the munchies. And an ending straight outta ‘Inception’.

X-Games: Dreidel Making

Time for the big game. Nun (נ) is highest, then Gimmel (ג), Hey (ה), and Shin is last (ש). Got it? Not until you get a little clay….

More advanced rules are given by Richard Squires in his brief folk “Dreidel Game Song“. But how do i get a Yahtzee?

In “The Dreydl Song” by The Klezmer Conservatory Band, the commandment is given to make this gateway to gambling. Very very klezmer.

The Oxford commas interrupt the actual “Dreidel Song” to interpret what we’re getting into here. By way of introduction.

Official scorekeeping from Steve Goodie & Brad Tassell give a “Twist of the Dreidel” with funky pop. The dark side is acknowledged.

Kosher Slaughterhouse spins the metal for their “Heavy Dreidel.” Admissions of manufacture are made.

Brigid Kaelin’s “Blue Dreidel No. 9” is yodeling masterpiece of finding that dreidel… and that’s how it came to be. Blues grass.

The Itche Kadoozy Show featured a confused intro, “The Hanukkah Dreidel Song“, as a selling point or two. It’s the best game in the world. Bouncy kidsong folk.

X-Games: Dungeons & Dragons

Yeah, i played. Back in the ’70s. THAC0 and all that.

Which means these tend to be weak sauce parodies with some clever lyrics.

The lame title “A Dungeons and Dragons Jingle Bells Parody” becomes a drinking song from Cami-Cat (feat. Friends!). Pub brawl!

Hissy Fits rolls out the expected “12 Days of Christmas (D&D Edition)“. Huh.

“Away in a Dungeon – A D&D Christmas Carol” also shows competence and little else. Beloch Shrike tries.

Bard College of Citrus improves on this conceit with “A Wish!“, teaching me about some 5e spell that probably shouldn’t exist.

The decent ‘Grinch’ spoof “Mr. Lich” by Law from Slap Dash not only works arcana into the song, but puts an end to my pronunciation problems with that monster.

Agranak Studios dredges metal out for “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Crit-Mas“. Math ensues for those attack rolls of 19 or 20. BLUE ALERT

Trying an original ditty (rehearsal) ChaosInfinity makes a quest of “A Dungeons and Dragons Christmas“. Slight pop.

AI rears its unshaven head with “Christmas in Nine Hells“, purportedly a D&D song from Trina, a daughter of Fierna, or whatever. Almost metal.

AI works extra hard for a metal chant-rap in “The Dungeon Before Christmas“. Holiday Rebellion: Seasonal Music for Lefties confuses me.

AI nearly ruins “DND Christmas” with their pick-terms-out-of-a-hat and setting it to big band swing. If it weren’t so weird, i’d not like it. DNDrip is to blame.

Perpetual elf Ginny Di makes with the scary aspect in “Carol of the Spells“. There’s THAT many? “TPK Carol” is ‘Jingle Bells’ with a new acronym for you. But where she rolls a natural 20 is “All I Want for Christmas” despite that tedious melody playing yet again. Her list is nigh endless and includes dice, snacks, and a workable schedule for players… ha. (Bard Life Music shows what a mediocre parody would look like for this carol. BLUE ALERT)

X-Games: Cards

Do card games up the ante for Xmas?

Certainly the pasteboards figure into the “Christmas Casino Dream“, but Nicola Maurantonio slops the AI into soft lounge jazz. so who cares?

Hans, Angelo drunkenly raps “Christmas Poker” with his strategizing all over the rooftop. Even my notes don’t help.

Pokemon is also a card game. Sadly the supporting music doesn’t rise much above the BLUE ALERT “A Relatively Poke Christmas“, in which the Poke Gangster raps nonsense from his poke of view.

Bob Rivers barely saves that day with his parody “Pokemon” about how obnoxious the over-hyped hobby is to parents.

Or maybe the odd pop of ChikënFist’s “Christmas of Want [Adolescent Lament]” will help. Pokemon joins the list of must haves, along with Stretch Armstrong and a Gameboy.

Remy molds a more learned parody “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Grixis” for all the MTG players out there. In-joke fun. (His “Tarmo the Green-Nosed Lhurgoyf” is also amusing.)

Stephanie Waldvogel’s “Carol of the Spells” succeeds not quite as well for the same card game. Quit caring about good music!

Brian Falduto’s “Christmas Solo” celebrates all things lonely, including playing solitaire. Peppy country pop undercuts this table for one, but that irony sells it.

The coolest Christmas card-player song must be “Dingo” by A Harris and Hart Holiday. This cowboy tale told in spoken-rap is traditional novelty. I mean that in the best possible way. The game goes wrong, spills into the street, and then….

X-Games: Other Board Games

Keep those kids busy while we’re drinking!

Kate Gambhir gets playful with the pop “‘Cause It’s Christmas“. Which is odd, bc her whole meh on Xmas involves giving in to board games. Whatever.

“Only Monopoly” is the epic he said/she said contest when dinner is ages away and the Christmas couple needs to pass the time. Helen Arney (feat. Tom McDonnell) make a lounge act out of this power play. (The amusing sequel, “It’s Going to Be an Awkward Christmas, Darling Part 2“, tells of the aftermath breakup. Schadenfreude har de har.)