Misheard lyrics can be funny. Not that i’m big fan or anything. Just thought i’d play around a little and see if any of this comes across. Sing along, you know the tune!
‘Twas Elf Davey’s Crispness
Auntie's furred damselfish mush Mike's troubled bravery A cartridge in an arm'ry Fond of secant above Cost Plus Mitral valve-ectomy To purple pugs Up a part o' speech commentary Prawns have thirst ambergris must Metro league guarantee Tea frequent Too thirsty Dougs With a part'san, name of Perry Awning forced dazed of concuss My rye loaf game theory Football cusswords Me benchpress Few comes to shove A plenipotent'ary Yonder faith die off cripples Mein Kampf of slavery Fight goalies For better (or) worse Thee henchmen True ladylove Part pigeon--oh--apparently Ganja synth day old crispness Mistrust all Gemini Sis, please, I'm lying Fife fing'rings Or kilohertz Feed Karens Why not, because A particular skill set, see? Gonna sever Chekhov's critics O whereof knavery? Severe cancer symptoms Striptease Hawaiian Frijoles Free fall in verse Green has-beens Blue-purple buzz With a smart midget canary Oughta aid Dadaist muse Milieu lunch gaucherie Hate made me millions Safe saucer swinging Since niece is staying Hand holdings Forkful singers Get Thee hence Crude octopus To a party at DoubleTree Fondue night hit-and-miss nuts Mildewed lucidity Nitration (of) Benzene Eyeshades in moleskin Overran a swordsman Styx feeds Malayan Vile mold'rings Formal liquors Five & Tens Woo fertile bugs With a heart aching artery Tanya tint dado crisscross My new lobotomy Tinhorns beekeeping Niag'ra mansion Abrade a villain Sentence answers seemly Sissies allying Fine goph'ring Forestall crosswords God forfends Chew myrtle dust Flowcharts were switched with spaghetti Donder elegant dairy doldrums Me Too loves gaveling All level piebald bipeds Tense horses sleeping Night makes me handsome Lay lady lay, Bing Self serving at summer Sips cheese in layers Eye hole kings Former lingers The'ter friends Workbench hair plugs Say not 'Parting's such sweet sorrow' Con job elf day old crescents Make do costumery They'll've drumsticks drama All even plywood pliant Timeworn and legal New Hades fam'ly Amaze Amerind Severance for seamen Fix greased flambe'd beans Ficus strings Forceful angers Really dense Who overdoes When you part fridge from your dairy
I’m not kidding, you have got to sing this word salad. To read it is to dismiss it–or go mad. This is parody of carol, what i call caroldy. (If you’re really not sure which carol, just go on to the next thing, really.) …oof, i tried.