Slip happens around Xmas.
Aaron Tippin’s cornball country reports that Santa slipped (or maybe he tripped) and that was “The Year Santa Never Came.” Note: Mrs. C takes over.
Bri Kaye sings of breaking her arm Christmas morning, fever of 103 in the alt-country “Here to Stay.” Not so terrible by the song, but better you than me, sis.
Hal Willis rumbles for sympathy as he details “Kris Kringle’s Krick.” He hurt his sacroiliac, see, ‘cuz it rhymes (and he’s old). Country cornpone.
“Santa Fell Down Sizewell B” according to Croydon Tourist Office. Symphonized Brit pop lets on how Christmas is cancelled. so much for being good!