Xmas Music Delivery System: Radio [AM]

Lots of radio music is dull as dishwater, what we used to call ‘rutabaga radio.’

Radio songs is only one item on the unrolling list of “My Favorite Time of the Year” when Cree Turner litters this rap R+B with cliches. Not a fun snapshot so much as a catalogue cut out.

Christmas Carol Dream“–this very song–is on the radio for ArachnoVobicA. But its growly, disjointed ethnic folk might make you miss it over the sound of the wipers.

Marion Meadows plays “Christmas on the Radio” as if it were the all Kenny Loggins station. Soul cum-pop.

Jingle Bots return us to the thrilling days of AI with their “Christmas Blue,” a bluesy rap that seems to sing a different song than the radio plays. Or is that translation error?

Kenny’s romantic breakthrough line is Can we stay in cause it’s cold/Hear Christmas songs on the radio. But the smeary R+B modulation of “A Christmas Story” is impenetrable.

Runaway June honors standards when she listens to “Christmas On The Radio.” A song I know?? Not here, lady. Easy listening country.

Dad band with boy band sound, The Modern Gentlemen “Make It Feel Like Christmas” with snow angels, Christmas carols on the radio, yada yada yada.

When you listen to the radio/You know every song seems to be a good thing in Justin Mather’s “Wonderful Xmas Time.” Alt folk, but it’s bit of a muddle.

Hearing songs on the radio is just one more chore for Barbra Lica’s “On Christmas Eve.” Expected country.

Boy band pap from Born Sanders (and co.) exclaims “Oh What a Joy on Christmas Day” with trilling harmonies. The problem here seems to be The radio is playing songs that we all know. Can’t abide that.

Ding dang dong sounds out for “A Simple Christmas” from John Galea. Probably shouldn’t deconstruct bubblegum pop, but i don’t know what Playing all I want for Christmas on the radio means.

Christmas Time for Everyone” by More Than Words is country-like again with silly sentimental observations: a Christmas carol on the radio. Yawn.

More AI and driving in “With My Family” credited to Weylan. He’s singing along to the radio, as one does. But the pop country deadens the sing-along quality.

Tautologically speaking, When the Christmas songs are played on the radio, “It’s That Time (Of The Year Again).” Robbie B attempts a serious pop note, but plunks around the subject.

Christmas Eve” for The Ennrons (feat. Bernie Stone) allows for Christmas songs on the radio while warming back up after the snowball fight. Angry songs, at least? Not like this pablum of easy listening pop?

Jazzing up the lounge, Sara Niemietz & Robby Robinson claim they love “The Sound of Christmas” on the radio. Inoffensive for the old ones.

Wh1t is into Singing songs on the radio/To our KingThis Christmas.” The voice goes gospel, but the music stays tepid R+B. Keep up.

More “Christmas Sweaters” get rapped over by Maya Miko (feat. John Galea & Morna). The tree, the radio, the shows–all fill the breathless gaps in this storm of rhyming.

Melissa Ann’s “Christmas on the Radio” also favors the same old same old. But the hints of boogie woogie elevate her sound, for me.

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