Part and parcel of the parody fill-in is the word game from Price Sloan Stern, Mad Libs. Not as funny as their ‘Droodles,’ this chronic cultural time-waster has its place in the annals of comedy (for kids). So, all you gotta do is take a traditional carol (‘Away in a Manger’), elide some words leaving blanks in their place. Then identify the words as nouns, verbs, what-have-yous, and ask for random part-of-speech examples from the audience to fill in those blanks. The resulting mishegoss MIGHT be amusing. (for kids, it’s usually scatalogical.)(Without an audience, i went with elementary school articles about turtles.) (Oh, and for musicality, I sought out the correct number of syllables for each fill in.)
Manger Mad Libs
1 Away in a OCEAN,
no BEACH for a NEST,
the COASTAL Lord HAWKSBILL,
laid down His GREEN SHELL;
the SEAS in the CURRENTS,
RAN down where He SWAM,
the ADULT MALE HAWKSBILL,
MOBILE on the BAY.
2 The SEABIRDS are CIRCLing,
the Baby HATCHES,
but little ARCHIE CARR,
no DIGGing He MATES.
I LAY Thee, JACQUES COUSTEAU,
look DEEP from the SCUTES
and BREED by my EGGS
until DIVing is nigh.
3 Be near me, AQUARIST;
I MIGRATE to stay
close by SAND forever,
and EMERGE, I WEDGE.
Bless all the dear CLUTCHES
in Thy SNAPPING BEAKS,
and PADDLE for DEEP SEA,
RETRACT with Thee there.
Okay, i didn’t play by the rules. Not random! Some of the lines ‘spoke’ to me, so i went with it. And, while i don’t insist this is NOT blasphemous, i do declare it is educational. Shouldn’t bother third graders.