Author: douglove1225

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That’s a hazards descent, that chimney diving…

Man Down gets serious with pop rock in “Man Down the Chimney.” Appreciate what you got, not what you aren’t getting (like Santa’s gifts).

“Chimney On Fire!” is a series of unfortunate Xmas events from MORGEN (feat. Sydney Smithmartin). Bouncy hiphop that rolls with the troubles.

“Rumblin’ Tumblin’ Christmas” is Anthony Zarb’s hillbilly kidsong about the main means Santa uses. It’s not tidy.

Bad Shape’s Santa recognizes the risks “Down the Chimney” in an American rock reflection of Claus-hood obesity. (Many more fat songs await the blog later.)

Flue Lining

Santa Claus? Chimneys? What could go wrong?

Bob Rivers enlists a cutie pie little girl to sing “A Chimney Song,” a horrifying time lapse about outwaiting the chimney blockage that’s starting to smell.

Kyle Dunnigan adds some BLUE ALERT to “Santa’s Stuck up in Our Chimney.” ‘Daddy’ starts crying, but the redneck daughters country carol their misunderstanding into some kind of grisly standoff. Then start on the fingers….

“There’s a Dead Man in the Chimney” is Podge ‘n Rodge’s confession to gunplay on the red-suited intruder. But this is not Chicago vigilanteism, it’s Irish justice.

Aliens Pat says it all (in 10 seconds) with the ragtime “Santa Fell Down the Chimney.” Got it?

Flue

Encore time! Just love Jerry Colonna’s childish warning: “Too Fat for the Chimney.” [Gisele Mackenzie reduces this glee to hand clapping swing band. Gee!] [A modern homage mashes dirge and polka to make fun of this classic. Blame A Harris & Hart Holiday.]

Mrcorbett beats the band slowly for the group sing “Silly Santa (Stuck Up My Chimney).” Bit of a Brit bitch-fest. Humorous or at least chucklesome pop, wot?

Arden Bright sings atonally against the plucking of strings in the mental wackadoodle of “Santa Got Stuck.” At least i get what it’s about.

vinnythecomb explains “Claustrophobia” as the wish to Not Get Stuck. Rollicking rock with a hook.

Mantel

Unusual, “When Santa Got Stuck In My Chimney” by The Cogkneys is a Celtic folk dirge that leans towards joy but never gets there.

The Paulette Sisters rev up their recording of “Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney” until i can’t tell if they’re chipmunks or if they’ve been choked recently. At least there’s a happy ending to the pop music here.

“Stuck in the Chimney” by The Coyotes tries the ragtime kidsong approach. It’s silly, punctuated with a bunch of jumpin’ jimminies. But it’s catchy.

“Santa isn’t Here” doo wop The Crystalairs, bc he’s stuck. Move the furniture, Ma, it’s dancin’ time!

Smoke Chamber

Loose Cannons start a repetitive round with tomtom for their pirates’ version of “I’m Stuck in the Chimney.” I hear ya, i hear ya, lemme get the spatula!

Klea Blackhurst adds sophisticated jazz to the silly kidsong of “He’s Stuck In The Chimney Again.” Again?!

The Not Fur Longs indie the mood with “Merry Mischief,” a lazy take on a stuck Claus.

Excellent bluegrass from Scott Fulton tells the draw problems when “Santa Claus Got Stuck Inside the Chimney.” Butter helps this time. And we’re prepared for next year, now.

Smoke Shelf

Chuck from Rugrats begins a kidsong spoof with Santa on the rooftop, but then “Oops, Santa Got Stuck!” What a revolving development!

Lugubrious folk from The Kind of Christmas You’d Expect parlays the epic “Stuck in the Chimney” into an upsetting and affecting scene.

Kenne Highland & His Vatican Sex Kittens​ gets stuck, begging “Can I Please Crawl Down Your Chimney?” in a hard rocking carnal way.

More child assembly school stuff: “There’s a Big Red Fella in the Chimney” is contributive fun with a vaudevillian backbone. From Hal Leonard. And kids everywhere.

Throat

Stuck! Did You Say Stuck?!

Encore: Ella Fitzgerald was tricked into recording the could-be-naughty “Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney” back in 1950. Her class elevates it above your gutter double entendres.

Dave Rudolf’s “Santa Got Stuck in the Flue” is a grand country pop treatment over this distressing dilemma. What follows is a series of failed attempts to right this wrong. Funny.

More problem solving from Mighty Magic Pants. Kidsong “Santa’s Stuck in the Chimney” never quite figures it out.

POV from Santa interrupts the musical ‘A Don’t Hug Me Christmas Carol’ when he’s “Stuck in a Chimney.” Still jolly despite the squeeze. Polka pop.

Lintel

We’re not done with stuck Santa. No, not yet.

Encore! Soundtrack of Our Lives retro rock with experimental media until “Jingle Hell (Stuck in the Chimney)” is all mood and no meaning. Wild!

The Little Kids use chipmunk speed to entertain us with a ’60s kidsong that sucks so hard, it might get extract the victim when “Santa Claus is Stuck in the Chimney.”

Top of the Bus claims he’ll start sneezing and negotiating “When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney.” Kidsong with menace. Just kidding! Peculi8 a cappellas the very same “When Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney,” making everything warm and cosy. Achoo.

The Surf Boys up the adolescence for “Stuck in the Chimney.” This time it’s Santa calling for help to classic R’n’R. Groovy stuff, 1966. [Fred Travers covers this with authentic bluegrass. Also cool.]

Damper

The subject of impossibility must needs rear its fat head when dealing with Santa coming down the chimney.

Encore! The Heebee-jeebees relate with blues and scat to the day after man stuck up the chimney with those “Boxing Day Blues.” Does that mean kidnapping?!

“Santa’s Stuck in the Chimney” is kidsong country from Paul Evans. It takes a village to cause the flue movement. Danceable.

Kidzone combines harmony with shouting for the ‘fun’ “When Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney.” I guess your nose would get itchy in there….

The Penguins of Madagascar ad lib the kindling out of “Stuck in the Chimney” to the tune of ‘Up on the Housetop.’ The fixes proposed will cause much mayhem. Ha.

Firebox

You don’t understand the Christmas chimney concept yet?

I don’t understand Lone Bronco’s folk with harsh banjo “Down the Chimney.” Is it childishly revelatory? Is it thinly veiled prurience? Is it just kidding around? Gooseflesh!

Santa’s confused in The Giltchin’ Gulpers’ spoken word spiral into madness “The Chimney Doesn’t Want Me.” You okay, Kris?

The Twinklers seem to think that Santa arrives in parts. “Throw It Down the Chimney” means the bag. So, does he precede or follow? I don’t get this easy listening disco riddle.

“Who’s That? (Comin’ Down the Chimney)” is kicky kidsong from Will Ulrich. He is really asking you.