One of the complaints we aim at the Wintry Philanthropist is that He’s Larger than Life. Worth repeating: The Ineffective Subdefectives parody ‘Nowhere Man’ with “Big Fat Man.” They’re having such fun. I’m jealous.
D’modes nitpick the dietary lack of restrictions Claus does in “Too Fat to Fly.” Club pop, but thoughtful-like.
Richard Sponaugle is also deliberate when asked to berate the old guy in the countrifried pop of “Santa Needs to Diet.” Low hanging fruit.
Making kidsong of it Muriel’s Animated Stories brings us a specific culinary caution in “Santa Needs a Diet.” Lifestyle choices are measured and reassigned.
Keeping kidsong in view, The Polkadots sing that song your kids sang in the second grade “Santa You’re Too Fat.” Ill manners have to start early.
Freddy Cannon helps with the light kidrock “Santa (You’re Too Fat for Me).” Kids are now deciding he‘s naughty!